Isnt america great or what!

Although nothing beats baghdad!

Hee-haaw!!

*Grabs a folding chair and slams
it down over Coconut Commander's back!*


1. Taco Bell, forever, is #1 amongst fast food. It is not only by far the best tasting, but it's also economical: and for a penny-pinching college student to say that gives it a lot of clout.

2. Burger King... has the best burgers, comparable prices, a superior dollar menu, and all-around better food than McDonalds. Not to mention that its mascot is, by far, the coolest commercial character ever, hands down.

3. KFC: a bit pricey, but sooo good... where else can you get cole slaw, mashed potatoes and fried chicken in under four minutes?

4. Quiznos is the reigning champion of sub shops. Their zombie hamster commercials are hilarious, and while a bit pricey, their grinders are nigh untouchable by the competition.

5. Wendy's has a viable dollar menu, plus baked potatoes, chili, and decent chicken yummies... but mediocre hamburgers and average prices.

6. Subways are a dime a dozen in Massachusetts. Jared Fogle is not only the most annoying spokesman, he's also the gayest... he makes me not want to ever buy Subway again. Beyond that, their modestly-crafted subs run from expensive to ludicrously expensive.

7. McDonalds is just all around poor in quality. Their one boon was that they used to be cheap, but nowadays you can't get a real meal for less than $5 anymore. It's supposed to be FAST and CHEAP! What's the fucking deal, McDonalds!? By the way, their new commercials: GAY. As in (see SUBWAY.)

8. Papa Gino's... sucks. There I said it.

Remember when video games used to have codes and cheats that could be unlocked by pressing certain button combinations?

Without looking them up, can anyone still remember their codes? What is your favorite?

My favorite is the full power cheat from Gradius III. Pause the game and press Up, Up, Down, Down, L, R, L, R, B, A. Be careful though, it is dangerously similar to the self destruct cheat. Pause the game and press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

The other day I went to a local pawn shop and found this:

Dragon Warrior 4
Final Fantasy 2
Final Fantasy 3
Chrono Trigger

$2 each.

i think a poll is order, every month or so i change my avatar and sig, i want to change it something but cant decide so i thought you guys would for me.

This was/is a great game. A definite recommendation for horror-movie fans (not to be confused with "horrible" movies like Scream, the Ring, and that other Japanese import not worth remembering).
Each level is themed with a different camp-flick in mind and half the fun of this game is picking out the references. The objective of each level is to reach the victims before the monsters do. Once you have found and rescued the designated number of victims a doorway will open and you can proceed to the next stage. Fortunately you are able to equip yourself with anything from your standard issue squirtgun, to tomatoes, to plates and silverware, to weedwhackers, to popsicles, to bazookas, to odd potions that give your character, Zeke, incredible abilities.
This game starts out simple enough but as you progress the levels get increasingly harder. With 48 levels and 7 bonus levels, you can be sure you will get a few years logged into this game before you can declare yourself victorious, no joke. This is a very addictive game and very replayable.
The CoconutCommander gives Zombies Ate My Neighbors a 10/10.

My name is Cliff, but that is not important. What is important is I have arrived. I am here to rock the forums. I come bearing wit and wisdom. Spelling and symantics do not matter and I do not treat them like they do.

I am enlisted in the US Air Force and am currently station in Augusta, Georgia. I don't care much for the military, they pay the bills so I try not to complain.

I own GC, N64 and SuperNintendo. I am a die hard nintendo fan. I once owned a Xbox, but Halo2 got old so I got rid of it. I am highly anticipating Twilight Princess and the next in the Smash Brothers line.

Be prepared, I am sure to be the the next big thing. It would be well advised that you hop onto the CoconutCommander bandwagon early. Although there is enough seating for everyone, first class is first come first serve. So get on board before all your friends do. Nobody likes being the last to discover something cool.

Quote:Looks like Jack Thompson has a new game to go after…Nintendogs! Oh the filth. Oh the shamless puppy love. Think of the poor innocent children!

Quote:Our Friday morning began with the arrival of a brand spankin' new Game Boy Micro. We're going to be putting it through its paces all day long, but for now, we're giving you a truckload of comparison shots, and a few tidbits that you probably didn't know about Nintendo's newest handheld.



1. The removable faceplates include the screen, so if you scratch up the screen of your Micro, you can get a new faceplate. This also means, be very careful when you're removing or replacing to not get finger prints on the actual screen, or the back of the faceplate's screen.

2. To remove the faceplate, you can use your finger nails to loosen the right side of the screen, but a pin or needle needs to be used on the right side of the screen to pop the screen out entirely.

3. Current Game Boy Advance link cables, battery chargers, and wireless adapters will not work with the Micro.

4. The start and select buttons light up blue when the Micro is charged, and red when the battery is fading.

5. The volume controls also double as the screen brightness controls. By pressing the left shoulder button you'll be able to adjust screen brightness.

That's all we have for right now. Check back later when we finish up our play test.

Have any questions about the unit? Hit this thread in our forums, and we'll address them!


-Billy Berghammer