http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931498

This is how health care reform should have been pitched.

Who here thinks .Net is a sexy lady?...
Wait.. Before you answer.... .Net is a sexy lady....

That's right your a whore PHP, a dirty stupid whore, and no one likes you.
.Net could easily whip your ass, did you know that Linux now supports .Net?? That's because your disgusting PHP and people hate you. .Net is so sexy... It's me naked with a popcorn bucket over my penis sexy.. That's right! I watch Star Trek naked while you rub my cock .Net!

People use you, PHP because your pecan pie, no ones tried apple yet! But those who take a sweet sweet nip of the .Net juiciness know how good it is. That's right PHP your a cheap whore! That's why poor people like you! Your dry and leave a dirty taste on my penis, PHP. Your like fucking the emperor in Star Wars. You fuck emperor PHP because he is popular and free... But then you realize, hay this is fucking discusting! Like fucking a used tire... In Public... At Dennies... And then .Net walks into the room and from then on it's like you've been reborn with a new purpose.. .Net wet dreams comprise your sweet sweet sexy nights, every night till you die.... Alone.... Hard... Horney... And full of the glory of sweet Mistress IIS...

Because IIS loves her children, and IIS and .Net make for one sexy family.
.Net, you bring life to the internet.. Your Ajax extender controls make my websites awesome! Like spanking your coworkers penis with a pushpin awesome!

My cat sleeps now...
She dreams of .Net... and being fed... and how much eating reminds her of .Net! .Net your like my naked Lucy Lew, only with huge tits! And in the mood.. To fuck me... Right now!

Take me .Net! I am yours now and forever...
Begone PHP! Your like a dirty Salem girl, who weighs 500 pounds, and does 'tricks' for cigarettes, while your baby lies at home, alone and hungry, in the dark....

And slowly dies.... slowly dies...

It's a game about hijacking a helicopter, flying up to a thousand feet, parachuting out, and then using your grappling hook to latch onto a fighter jet so you can hijack it. There's also a story, I think, but who cares?

Blowin' stuff up and causing chaos = Yeah

THis is the Vatican!!



Papal Genocide

Church compares criticism of Pedopriests to anti Semitism

http://www.gamespy.com/articles/108/1081610c.html

Few people who didn't work there are sad, I imagine.

I mean, sure it's too bad... but when you make bad games, this kind of thing happens.

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It's developed by Monolith Soft [the company that made Baiten Kaitos and Xenosaga].

http://www.apple.com/ipad/

Apple's newest toy will be hitting the market in just a few hours.

I honestly don't know how I feel about this thing. It's basically an Ipod Touch that's been increased in size. Also, the machine doesn't do anything that my netbook can't. Surf the web? Of course. Picture slide shows? You bet your sweet ass. Stream videos? You betcha ya.

There are two things that really turn me off to this thing: the memory and price. 500 dollars for 64 gb of memory? Uh, this isn't the 90s, Apple. I can buy a 600 gb desktop for $200 dollars less than your little touchscreen.

Overall, the thing does look pretty cool. However, I don't feel the price and memory justifies me forking over that much money.

What do you guys think?

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I love this comic strip, and today's joke really went all out.

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I gotta say, I know this is a joke, but I really do agree with the mad scientist here. Bueller is a manipulative spoiled brat!

There's was the best..

They changed everyone's avatar into fagot new moon characters, so far I can see no way to change it back either..

Ass holes.