Carl
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Weight: Um, I'm gonna say... 250...
Job: Works outta the home, and that's all I know.
Car: Eh, doesn't matter, they all get frickin' trashed to bejeezus and back.
Special powers: Possesses a magical belt that bestows the owner with all the powers of legendary 1970's super group "Foreigner"

McGurk
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Weight: I dunno, he's fat too
Job: Soccer coach, but really sucks
Car: Well, it's green (I think) and has a lovely crackle glass design (well, actually all the windows are just flat out broken...)
Special powers: Owns a collection of VERY well made swords made by some master craftsman that can cut through anything, that he bought from some show on TV...

Now as far as the shows themselves are concerned, I like AQHF more of course, though HM is pretty funny too (I like dry humor), but these two guys... They amuse me to no end. Thus, I present to you, BATTLE OF THE WHITE TRASH!

I thought it'd probably end up like this all along, so it wouldn't have much point. :)

(though I'm sure you'll find some loophole to grab...)

http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/521/521482p1.html

Somewhat unrelated, but this news tidbit is weird...

http://psp.ign.com/articles/517/517617p1.html

Get it! http://www.downloadanime.org/

http://downloadanime.org/torrents/[Aoi-Anime]%20Samurai%20Champloo%20-%2001%20[4461183F].avi.torrent

Ronald Reagan passed away a few minutes ago.

So long, Mr. Reagan. God bless you for the great things you did for this country.

It was similar to the Four Swords commercial (a kid at a shrink's office), but at least they made one! Great timing, Nintendo...

Well?

Like, now. It's supposed to be the 7th but some stores seem to be releasing it early...

Mine is sexy.

Tell me or THINGS will happen. (Mostly I'll just go play FFX or something)