Okay, I'll try posting this AGAIN! UGH! Won't bother explaining why I thought everything was fun though. I TYPED it already! Just read my mind will you?!
So then, I have been playing this game. It's VERY fun, yes.
So is Shadow Battles. It's much more fun than you would think it would be, think Bomberman's simplistic sounding battles as an example of how much more fun a game can be than you think it is.
They are stupid for not including the scavenger hunt, because it seems a lot of people who imported it, not including review sites, actually LOVE it.
Carl
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Weight: Um, I'm gonna say... 250...
Job: Works outta the home, and that's all I know.
Car: Eh, doesn't matter, they all get frickin' trashed to bejeezus and back.
Special powers: Possesses a magical belt that bestows the owner with all the powers of legendary 1970's super group "Foreigner"
McGurk
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Weight: I dunno, he's fat too
Job: Soccer coach, but really sucks
Car: Well, it's green (I think) and has a lovely crackle glass design (well, actually all the windows are just flat out broken...)
Special powers: Owns a collection of VERY well made swords made by some master craftsman that can cut through anything, that he bought from some show on TV...
Now as far as the shows themselves are concerned, I like AQHF more of course, though HM is pretty funny too (I like dry humor), but these two guys... They amuse me to no end. Thus, I present to you, BATTLE OF THE WHITE TRASH!