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I was bored, so here's a list:

1. Fallout: New Vegas [9.5]
2. Deus Ex: Human Revolution [9.5]
3. Fallout 3 [9.5]
4. Mass Effect 2 [9.5]
5. The Witcher 2 [9.0]
6. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion [9.0]
7. Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines [9.0]
8. The Witcher [9.0]
9. Mass Effect 1 [8.5]
10. Borderlands [8.5]
11. Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind [8.5]
12. Dragon Age [8.5]
13. Deus Ex [8.5]
14. Knights of the Old Republic [8.5]
15. Divinity 2: Ego Draconis [8.5]
16. Titan Quest [8.5]
17. King's Bounty: The Legend/Armored Princess [8.5]
18. Neverwinter Nights 2 [8.0]
19. Alpha Protocol [8.0]
20. Dungeon Siege II [8.0]
21. Torchlight [8.0]
22. Spell Force 2: Shadow Wars [8.0]
23. Drakensang [8.0]
24. Jade Empire [8.0]
25. Fable [8.0]
26. Sacred 2: Fallen Angel [7.5]
27. Deus Ex: Invisible War [7.5]
28. Fable II [7.5]
29. Two Worlds [7.5]
30. Guild Wars [7.5]
31. Wizardry VIII [7.5]
32. Mount & Blade [7.0]
33. A Farewell to Dragons [7.0]
34. Risen [7.0]
35. Avencast [6.5]
36. Dungeon Lords [5.0]
37. The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall [5.0]
38. The Elder Scrolls: Arena [4.5]
39. Gothic 3 [4.0]

From: The TovenNet Empire Affairs Security

His high magistracy emperor Erich Toven, ruler of TC and all things Nintendo including the mighty Goron and Goron Empire is not pleased with Darunia's constant attack on Nintendo citizens.

There for in accordance with TovenNet law all Goron citizens are ordered to scrub all TovenNet server rooms indefinitely.

All Goron's failing to show up for work detail Wednesday Morning are subject to dismissal from the Nintendo empire.

Signed..

Pig Slime Face

Sr. TovenNet Affairs Security and second anus to Emperor Erich Toven high ruller of TC and all things Nintendo.

On the bases that Washington needs better business people.

This is fumy as shit, considering its fairly common knowledge that this particular HP CEO almost ran the company into the ground.

They where talking about it all day today on NPR.

Illegal Wins Settlement

This is ridiculous.

Why doesn't NY state sue the state of Barbados for having a trespassing illegal commit crimes on their soil? He's an illegal--this is going to set a bad precedent.

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The Future of NASA

I have said it many times... that NASA went from virtually NOTHING to LANDING A MAN ON THE MOON, with their very limited technology in the 1960s. Just think about it... in one decade, WE LANDED MEN ON THE MOON. Chances are, none of us were alive while there have been men on the moon.

Now WHY--SOMEONE TELL ME WHY--does it take SO LONG FOR THEM TO PLAN ANYTHING TODAY? With the quantum leaps made in recent decades in all manners and fields of science, shouldn't these space voyages be getting quicker, cheaper and easier?

FIRST SATELLITE: 1957.
FIRST MAN ON THE MOON: 1969.
FIRST MAN ON MANS: (Tentatively) (Maybe) 2030's.

WTF

I DON'T WANT TO BE 900 years old when this happens!

Fuck, I'll be 45 years old in 2030! And you know damn well that if the federal government of today plans to do something in 2030, it MIGHT actually get done in 2045...


Fuck it all.

You might see me drive by!

For those of you who MAY care, the new season of Futurama AIRS TONIGHT at 10:00pm, on Comedy Central. That's where I'll be.

I don't need to link any articles here, I know you've all heard about Obama firing Gen. McCrystal for the remarks he made to Rolling Stone. My beef is... we're at war... this guy is in charge of the war front... and Obama fires him because of a personal qualm that has nothing to do with the war, or how it is going, or the General's qualifications... is that wise? I mean, if he fired him because he was personally responsible for some failure, ya... but to fire our top man in the pivotal Afghan front, because he told a few mildly colorful anecdotes to a journalist... isn't that a little PETTY for the Commander in Chief? Isn't the General entitled to a little leeway there, for freedom of speech? Anyone else think so?