Quote:Nintendo Power: Gamespy to handle DS online, Katamari Damacy DS, and more
Published on 03/19/2005 by Shane. (Printable)
The latest issue of Nintendo Power offers some new juicy details regarding the DS. It says that Nintendo is to "partner" with Gamespy to provide the wireless DS network. It also has a feature from Namco, in which Baten Kaitos DS, Katamari Damacy DS, Pac & Roll, and Xenosaga DS are discussed.
From this I can conclude that the wrinkles on his forehead are in fact not wrinkles. But, rather, sand dunes containing sentient life within a self contained biosphere. I've taken my findings to the National Science institute.
I visited Yahoo Chatrooms under the name lazyfatbum2000.
I went to 9 Yahoo chat rooms.
In 3 of them, I asked an average of 4 people a minute to cyber with me.
In 3 others, I engaged normal conversation.
In the last 3, I did absolutely nothing.
2 hours went by.
In the 3 rooms that I tried to cyber with people I got asked out by a director in India, invited to a all-girl orgy in California and saw a live cam of an 18 year old post-op transvestite. I was asked to cyber with over 100 times, I lost count.
In the room where I had normal conversation I got the addresses and phone numbers of over 40 men and women who would like to 'have fun' with me, saw a live cam of a girl that used to be a gymnast twist her body so that she could give herself oral sex and had 3 women "fall in love" with me and beg me to come see them.
In the rooms where I did nothing, I recieved the following PM's:
Hi
I'm from Europe
Do you like dogs
hey
is your dick hard
Mine is
j/k
r ur there
im still hard
I have tits
hey man
weed brother
ok?
hi am from argentina
asl
your name is not descriptive of you i hope...
I'M FAT 2
...ya bum lol
i wanna party
wheres the party
party
omfg i saw ur pic in ur pro...
nm it wasnt u
whers ur pic
i bet your F A T
asl
Hey hone im showing right now
come see me
I me tyou in the other room
hey come see me
i'm all soapy
i'm asian ok?
my boyfriend is out of town
I need you
OK?
...ya
FUCKASS
you been idle for 2 hours
r u jacking off
can I watch
ok
My conclusion:
We are all desperate animals of sexual torture and we're all going to hell, in a line, 2 by 2.