From Nintendojo:

Quote:New Demasked & Warp Pipe Info Our contact over at Warp Pipe gave us a "heads up" a couple days ago, notifying Nintendojo that their new corporate site is online, with a couple previously unreleased tidbits about their Demasked venture. As well, though we couldn't publicly state so before, a recent newsletter to the site's subscribers has confirmed that the team will no longer support their original GameCube tunneling project, "Warp Pipe", which allowed LAN-enabled GameCube games to be played "online". From this point onward, Warp Pipe refers to the company alias in general. Here are the full transcripts from both the recently relaunched site and aforementioned newsletter.

This is either one hell of an April Fool's joke or I don't know what to think.

From The Tool Page:

Quote: [04/01/05] - Completely unexpected

I have no idea how to introduce this, so I'll just post it. This is an email Maynard (the real one) sent in moments ago:
[indent] "hi, kabir. i thought it only fair to inform you first, before you hear it second or third hand. some recent events have led me to the rediscovery of jesus. tool will need to take the back seat. this may come as a shock. i just thought you should know considering all the support you given us over the years. all my faith. maynard."

[/indent]This is an actual email from actual MJK. I was going to type up a post about how the RIAA had sent us a letter shutting down The Tool Page (as this year's annual April Fools' Day joke), but now I just don't think it seems appropriate. More on this as it develops. [size=3]§[/size]

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Has Maynard James Keenan, the frontman of both the dark, heavy-metal art band Tool and the somewhat lighter A Perfect Circle, found Jesus and been born again? Well ...

Recent postings on two Tool Web sites — one of them purportedly by

Keenan himself — contend that the singer has found religion and has left Tool. Could this really be? On Tuesday afternoon (April 5), MTV News' Kurt Loder e-mailed Keenan for confirmation, and this is what he e-mailed back: "I did, in fact, find Jesus. More news to follow. God bless ya."

Keenan's letter to fan site toolshed.down.net explains that "some recent events have led me to the rediscovery of Jesus" and that "Tool will need to take the back seat." A posting on Tool's Web site alludes to Maynard's newfound Christianity as well, but who wrote the post is unclear. It reads, "I went to the studio to give Maynard a bottle of wine ... [and] not only wasn't Maynard there, but ... I was told Maynard has indeed 'found Jesus' and that, for this reason, he's abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely."

But given their timing (one dated March 31, the other April 1), both posts were dismissed as April Fools' pranks, leaving fans wondering whether Keenan and the rest of Tool were just having a little fun with everyone.

The band's management could not be reached for comment or confirmation on the matter.

I gots a new apartment! we're all moved in, but now the unpacking nightmare begins. I see an ocean of boxes with mismatched contents whispering my name in a thousand hues of ass. But the good news is, the computers are online, God's TV is up and running (no suround sound yet) and I just had a sandwich! Now... if I could just get someone to unpack for me... oh and I get free cable! Reality TV a go-go, baby in 16x9 HDnessity! I drank coffee this morning and watched CNN and cartoons at the same time. It sound like this:

The pope's body is now I will crush Smurf Village! Iraq today, where it looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!! In finacial news, PAPA SMURF ALWAYS SAYS *gets thrown out of the village* global economics taking a downward rooby rack? tehe hehe hehe he! I dunno, scoob... it looks dark in there, oh man! expect a low of 78 tonight with a 75% chance of USE RAZOR LEAF!!!!! in entertainment news, who's that pokemon? and Jennifer Aniston are calling it quits MUCHA LUCHA, MUCHALUCHA, MUCHA LUCHA, MUCHALUCHA drops to 9 this weekend

you get the idea

Perry Bible Fellowship

I found this flashgame on Fark and it's pretty cool. You go down a corridor grabbing powerups and shooting albino, midget vampire things. So play it!

http://www.gskinner.com/games/puki/

My highscore:

I think it is! He's using the same name that he's using on MSN!

Show yourself! We need more regular members! Coooooome baaaaaack!

Quote:No. Title Publisher
1 NEW World Soccer Winning Eleven 8 Liveware Evolution PS2 - 238,293 Konami
2 NEW Wild Arms: The 4th Detonator PS2 - 131,380 SCE
3 NEW Touch! Kirby DS - 75,365 Nintendo
4 NEW Shining Force Neo PS2 - 62,775 Sega
5 NEW BLEACH ~Heat The Soul~ PSP - 36,678 SCE
6 NEW Egg Monster Hero DS - 31,219 Square Enix
7 V Shin Sangoku Musou 4 PS2 - 25,832 (824,804) Koei
8 V Phantom Kingdom PS2 - 17,431 (90,325) Nippon Ichi Software
9 V Harvest Moon: Corobockle Station DS - 16,925 (45,237) Marvelous Interactive
10 V Donkey Konga 3 GameCube - 15,681 (53,666) Nintendo

No. Console Week Sales Last Week Sales Year Sales
1 Nintendo DS 55,825 22,446 485,370
2 PlayStation Portable 43,043 43,644 623,163
3 PlayStation 2 40,398 40,270 642,714
4 Game Boy Advance SP 14,904 11,013 212,760
5 GameCube 4,568 3,357 74,584
6 Game Boy Advance 653 477 6,906
7 Xbox 406 345 5,012

Good drawing'd! Check out the site!

http://www.homestarrunner.net... Dude: It's .com! DJ: homestarrunner.net, it's dot com!

Upon clicking my OWN link, I find out there really IS a .net site...

So, here it is! The actual one, since no one here but Geno, LL, and myself is going to get that reference...

http://www.homestarrunner.com

Hope you know someone with a cap!

Grab a Google Gulp!

:D

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!