I gots a new apartment! we're all moved in, but now the unpacking nightmare begins. I see an ocean of boxes with mismatched contents whispering my name in a thousand hues of ass. But the good news is, the computers are online, God's TV is up and running (no suround sound yet) and I just had a sandwich! Now... if I could just get someone to unpack for me... oh and I get free cable! Reality TV a go-go, baby in 16x9 HDnessity! I drank coffee this morning and watched CNN and cartoons at the same time. It sound like this:

The pope's body is now I will crush Smurf Village! Iraq today, where it looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!!! In finacial news, PAPA SMURF ALWAYS SAYS *gets thrown out of the village* global economics taking a downward rooby rack? tehe hehe hehe he! I dunno, scoob... it looks dark in there, oh man! expect a low of 78 tonight with a 75% chance of USE RAZOR LEAF!!!!! in entertainment news, who's that pokemon? and Jennifer Aniston are calling it quits MUCHA LUCHA, MUCHALUCHA, MUCHA LUCHA, MUCHALUCHA drops to 9 this weekend

you get the idea

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I found this flashgame on Fark and it's pretty cool. You go down a corridor grabbing powerups and shooting albino, midget vampire things. So play it!

http://www.gskinner.com/games/puki/

My highscore:

I think it is! He's using the same name that he's using on MSN!

Show yourself! We need more regular members! Coooooome baaaaaack!

Quote:No. Title Publisher
1 NEW World Soccer Winning Eleven 8 Liveware Evolution PS2 - 238,293 Konami
2 NEW Wild Arms: The 4th Detonator PS2 - 131,380 SCE
3 NEW Touch! Kirby DS - 75,365 Nintendo
4 NEW Shining Force Neo PS2 - 62,775 Sega
5 NEW BLEACH ~Heat The Soul~ PSP - 36,678 SCE
6 NEW Egg Monster Hero DS - 31,219 Square Enix
7 V Shin Sangoku Musou 4 PS2 - 25,832 (824,804) Koei
8 V Phantom Kingdom PS2 - 17,431 (90,325) Nippon Ichi Software
9 V Harvest Moon: Corobockle Station DS - 16,925 (45,237) Marvelous Interactive
10 V Donkey Konga 3 GameCube - 15,681 (53,666) Nintendo

No. Console Week Sales Last Week Sales Year Sales
1 Nintendo DS 55,825 22,446 485,370
2 PlayStation Portable 43,043 43,644 623,163
3 PlayStation 2 40,398 40,270 642,714
4 Game Boy Advance SP 14,904 11,013 212,760
5 GameCube 4,568 3,357 74,584
6 Game Boy Advance 653 477 6,906
7 Xbox 406 345 5,012

Good drawing'd! Check out the site!

http://www.homestarrunner.net... Dude: It's .com! DJ: homestarrunner.net, it's dot com!

Upon clicking my OWN link, I find out there really IS a .net site...

So, here it is! The actual one, since no one here but Geno, LL, and myself is going to get that reference...

http://www.homestarrunner.com

Hope you know someone with a cap!

Grab a Google Gulp!

:D

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Quote:This entry is a joke because it is April Fools Day, and thus it is not real

Nintendo is reporting today that their next generation console will feature wireless controllers with dual gyroscopic joysticks and four shoulder buttons. The controllers will require four D batteries.

A list of potential launch titles for the new "Revolution" console has been leaked:


Beetle Adventure Racing: Elderly Drivers
Body Harvest: Famine
Castlevania 64 Part 2
Earthbound Revolution (Japan only)
F-Zero RZ (card-based RPG)
Ken Griffey Jr.'s Disabled List 2006
Kirby's Drink and Hurl
Legend of Zelda, The: The Banjo of Dreams
Mario Party -2
Mario Raquetball
Metroid Prime: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Star Fox: Disappointment
Super Monkey Cylinder
Super Smash Bros: All Pokemon Edition
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles: The Incredible Crapfest

Rumor also has it that the Revolution will cost $350 at launch, but will be bundled with two controllers and rabies.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/04/01/...21444.html

Quote:Woo to direct Katamari Damacy movie
Acclaimed Hong Kong director to adapt Namco's quirky game; The Rock signs on to play Prince of All Cosmos.
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Just a few months after optioning the Metroid series, Hong Kong action director John Woo (the man behind The Killer and Mission Impossible 2) announced that he has begun filming a movie adaptation based on the Katamari Damacy video game. The film is currently targeted for a summer 2006 release.

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Already attached to the project is wrestler-turned-actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who will play the lead character, the Prince of All Cosmos. "I'm a huge fan of the game and the lessons it teaches young kids about life," said Johnson. "Plus, my wrestling experience will help me handle a giant ball."

Katamari Damacy will be the third movie for The Rock based on a game, as well as his second collaboration with director Woo. Later this year, The Rock will star as a demon-blasting space marine in Doom, based on id's popular first-person shooter. He also recently completed Spy Hunter, based on the arcade classic, which was also directed by Woo. In it, the Rock plays Alec Sects, an ex-fighter pilot who rids the world of spies and the like in a high-tech supercar.

Like the PlayStation 2 version, the film version of Katamari Damacy will see the Prince being ordered by his father, the King of All Cosmos, to gather various items from the universe to get the fragmented cosmos back in order. He does so by rolling an adhesive ball that grows, snowball-style, as things stick to it. According to the Hollywood Reporter, John Travolta, who previously worked with Woo on Face/Off, is close to signing on to play the King.

While it will retain much of the visual style of the game, Katamari Damacy the movie will see the Prince taking on a much more action-oriented role. Instead of using his ever-growing ball to pick up innocuous objects, like candy, chairs, and trees, he will use it to absorb bullets and crush his enemies. In one climactic slow-motion scene inside a church, the sphere becomes a 50-foot-wide mass of assault weapons, flaming debris, and writhing henchmen who are caught up in its path. "Some aspects of the story changed in the adaptation process," Woo told the Reporter.

Katamari Damacy is currently being filmed in New Zealand and has gotten off to a rocky start. Shooting had to be suspended for two weeks after The Rock's long-flowing trench coat got stuck to the ball and dragged the actor nearly 75 feet, spraining his ankle. PETA supporters also caused a disturbance on the set after several dozen doves became stuck to the ball and were inadvertently killed.