Long have there been stories told of the now legendary Bueno Taco. A recipe of a taco of unequaled pleasure for the taste buds, some say it is the most stimulating experience they've ever had with their mouths.
As with most great things, the Bueno Taco was founded by mistake. A foolish girl, Maria, and her friend, Nina, had strayed from the traditional recipe handed down to them. The blasephemous act was considered sin, and they had been ashamed, however they were not going to let the tacos go to waste. Upon tasting the bastard tacos they realized they had created something better than they could ever imagine. They patented the recipe and began to sell the tacos in great quantity.
However, there are consequences for consuming such greatness. As you take each bite it begins to take hold of your thoughts, and then the very reason for your existence. Eventually nothing else matters but getting more taco.
By the time Maria and Nina realized what they had done it was already too late. The taco had consumed the thoughts of many, and started the decay of an entire civilization.
Destroying the recipe was their only option. When they tried to set fire to the paper they found it would not burn. When they tried to cut it up they ruined the knife. When they buried it they would later find it unearthed. It seems nothing could be done to rid themselves of the bueno taco. Their solution was to make a pact, a promise to eachother to never reveal the contents of the recipe to anyone ever again. They would have to pass the indestructible recipe down through the generations, making sure they knew there would be grave consequences if they did not uphold to their responsibility.
El Feo Bandito is a well known pursuer of the recipe. He is crafty, he is cunning, and he has demonstrated he will stop at nothing to taste the Legendary Bueno Taco!
I think I was one of the contestants on American Idol, and that's strange because I can't sing. Anyway, I was filling out a questionaire and all of a sudden Simon Cowell(sp?), the judge from American Idol, came over and we got into a big argument over my spelling and grammar. Then if that wasn't enough one of the other contestants snuck up on me and started tickling my balls.
I ran this report on the keyword rankings of Tendo City, basicly it shows that if you try in lazyfatbum on just about any search engine, tendo city is the #1 result.
Interesting Tendo City Fact: that on Altavisa there are 42,900 pages found for the keyword body lubrekent, but tendo city is ranked #10.
Quote:The FBI made a bust of folk selling, among other titles, Donkey Kong, Mario Bros., as well as the cutting edge classic, Duck Hunt. I love the way it says the FBI posed as “gaming thieves”. A gaming thief? What’s that? A burglar who plays D&D in his spare time?
There’s also the fact that the article claims Nintendo are losing millions of dollars each year on piracy of these titles. Millions a year lost, by someone pirating twenty year old Nintendo titles… How does that work? Did we suddenly slip into another dimension while I was sleeping? I even checked the date of the article, to make sure it didn’t say April 1st!
Nice to see the feds resources are being allocated sensibly… I know I feel a lot safer knowing these peddlers of decades old video games are off the street.
Back when I greated from college I created a TCE or Text Comprehension Engine as final project for my software design degree. Basicly this means that you can talk to a computer and it can comprhend the meaning of your words.
The other day I thought it would be cool to combine this technology with a search engine. So I did.
Click the link below and ask my engine for things like web searches, or weather forcasts. PS. I'ts fun to instult the engine, try insulting it many times.
