I think I was one of the contestants on American Idol, and that's strange because I can't sing. Anyway, I was filling out a questionaire and all of a sudden Simon Cowell(sp?), the judge from American Idol, came over and we got into a big argument over my spelling and grammar. Then if that wasn't enough one of the other contestants snuck up on me and started tickling my balls.
I ran this report on the keyword rankings of Tendo City, basicly it shows that if you try in lazyfatbum on just about any search engine, tendo city is the #1 result.
Interesting Tendo City Fact: that on Altavisa there are 42,900 pages found for the keyword body lubrekent, but tendo city is ranked #10.
Quote:The FBI made a bust of folk selling, among other titles, Donkey Kong, Mario Bros., as well as the cutting edge classic, Duck Hunt. I love the way it says the FBI posed as “gaming thieves”. A gaming thief? What’s that? A burglar who plays D&D in his spare time?
There’s also the fact that the article claims Nintendo are losing millions of dollars each year on piracy of these titles. Millions a year lost, by someone pirating twenty year old Nintendo titles… How does that work? Did we suddenly slip into another dimension while I was sleeping? I even checked the date of the article, to make sure it didn’t say April 1st!
Nice to see the feds resources are being allocated sensibly… I know I feel a lot safer knowing these peddlers of decades old video games are off the street.
Back when I greated from college I created a TCE or Text Comprehension Engine as final project for my software design degree. Basicly this means that you can talk to a computer and it can comprhend the meaning of your words.
The other day I thought it would be cool to combine this technology with a search engine. So I did.
Click the link below and ask my engine for things like web searches, or weather forcasts. PS. I'ts fun to instult the engine, try insulting it many times.
This is much later than last time, but who gives a shit, right? Let's have some fun!
Last year I got four out of five predictions right, which I was quite proud of. This time I'm going to make some wild guesses, and I encourage everyone else to do the same. And don't write stuff like "OMG I bet Zelda will be playable!", because we already know that.
-Revolution: Right now I only expect to hear some specs (80% chance), maybe get a glimpse of the controller (20% chance), and possible, hopefully, a little demo reel of some games (60% chance).
-Mario 128: Fuck you, Nintendo, if you don't show off the game. You've been promising it for ages and just a month ago Reggie said that it would be shown at this year's E3. If it's a Revolution game (70% chance), I'm guessing that it will be shown really quick in video form (80% chance), and if it's a GC game (30% chance) it will be... playable, maybe (50% chance).
-New Nintendo handheld: I doubt this rumor. (5% chance)
-Since first-party GBA development has pretty much come to a stop, I'm thinking that Nintendo or other publishers might want to finally localize some of the games that haven't made their way over here, like Mother 1&2 (30% chance), Magical Vacation (5% chance), Goemon ports/remakes (5% chance), or some other stuff (50% chance).
-Awesome new DS games will be shown, like Four Swords DS (online)(70% chance), Final Fantasy III (80% chance), New Mario Bros. (100% chance), and Sonic DS (90% chance).
-Nintendo will show off some DS games that will utilize the system's capabilities in awesome new ways (60% chance).
-More awesome bongo games will be shown, and some like Odama will be given a name chance and a q3/4 release date (70% chance). I'm hoping that Jungle Beat 2 will be shown... PLEASE Nintendo (40% chance?).
-at least one big Nintendo franchise character being developed by another team, ala Star Fox, F-Zero, etc. (80% chance).
