(For those that didn't read far enough, that was a paper written by a "post-modern random essay generator". The very fact that a random essay generator is indistinguishable from real post modern essays should probably say something...
Here's the situation, guys: I bought a Wii Fit a few weeks ago and sold it on eBay, making a paltry profit of $25 which was far less than the hassle it took to sell and ship it. Fast forward to today and I find that the people who bought it went directly to their credit card company and had the purchase reversed. Paypal gave me 7 days to respond, but I didn't notice the email until those 7 days were up. So, now I don't have a Wii Fit and I have to pay pack the $147.
*Information removed until further notice.*
Your mission: Annoy the above individual as much as you can. Phone calls, emails, and letters are encouraged but please avoid threats or overt swearing. The last thing I want is the police coming after me.
Etoven, any additional info that you can dig up would be greatly appreciated.
For how they shrunk the size of their ice cream boxes from 1.75 quarts to 1.5 quarts but did not change the price, of course.
If you need to raise the price, raise the price. Don't shrink the size of the box... that's pretty sneaky and deceptive. Edy's has been my favorite ice cream brand for some years now, due to their large variety of great flavors (note: Edy's is known as Dreyer's out west), but I won't buy Edy's or Breyer's as long as they keep doing this.
Because some brands, like Hood and Friendly's, haven't shrunken their boxes. $2.50 for a Hood or Friendly's 1.75 quart box, or $3.20 for a Edy's 1.5 quart one? Hmm, I wonder which is the better deal (and Breyer's is even more expensive than that)... and which isn't trying to decieve its customers by secretly shrinking their box size.
Heck, Friendly's ice cream actually went DOWN in price recently...
This stuff has happened before (it used to be 2 quarts per box, a while ago... aka a "half gallon"... until somebody got the brilliant idea to reduce it to 1.75 quarts and everybody else copied them), and it's not a good trend, that's for sure. Similar things have happened with cereal, etc... :(
But nobody seemed to notice.....
Guess I'm doing my job...
But yea, we were down for two days...
Thank god I worship those pigeon Gods or we would have been totally screwed.
*Erich.... I owe you one Satin
*Satin, no prob Toven, we still up for stakes on Saturday?
*You bet.... Deaths got the hookers, and Ryans bringing chips.
*Erich, ow the hackers account got suspended right?
*Satin, yep, and he's never getting laid again.
*Erich, sweet! Satin your the best.
*Satin, ow your just saying that... Friends forever?
*Erich, friends forever!
~BTW, 2 of the above statements are not a fabrication... :)
dont play with me right now because i cant see things i love aegis wing did i spell that
Eirwyn i think that's right, i have like, halo 3 and paraidise city get some, not for re-sale may contain peanuts, increases chance of pregnancy god,m i want bomberman so bad
I mean, how dumb do they think people are? Do they they think a few illegal threats will get bloggers and websites to stop following the law or something and instead obey their ridiculous restrictions? It's really bizarre...
