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I am masturbating - lazyfatbum - 27th June 2008

You are helping me.


I am masturbating - alien space marine - 28th June 2008

I am mentally masturbating to Diablo III.


I am masturbating - Sacred Jellybean - 28th June 2008

Enjoy.

Close the door this time btw, I don't want to hear anymore fapping. :Gonk:


I am masturbating - Sacred Jellybean - 29th June 2008

Wait a minute... did you mean helping as in... helping? :psyduck: Sorry dude, these hands touch my own penis only. You're not crippled, you can take care of it. Unless you have carpel tunnel from all the [Image: emot-fappery.gif].


I am masturbating - lazyfatbum - 30th June 2008

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I am masturbating - Sacred Jellybean - 30th June 2008

Can't you use an enema like a normal sexual deviant?


I am masturbating - lazyfatbum - 30th June 2008

Dear Sir,

A turkey baster is for basting turkeys. I, like many others like me, prefer enemas in the traditional method of room temperature salted cream of wheat administered by a hand plunger similar to those used in unclogging sinks and the like.

With due respect.