Insert Toven's new theme song here.... "♫ It's pissed off rant, pissed off rant, gigady gigady lets have sex! ♫"
So, there showing dodge ball on Cinamax, complete with the DVD commentary. I kid you not this was an actual interview.
Dum ass #1: So what steps did you have to take to achieve that extra quality of comedy in the movie.
Dum ass #2: I hit a lot of people in the face with a dodge ball. I could have hit them in any body part, but I was trying to achieve the heighest standard of comedy. You can hit someone in the kneese, but if you hit them in the face, now that's funny.
About that point I decided to turn off, this interlectual abortion. Whay to go Cinamax, for ever raising your already high standards.
Posted by: etoven - 21st March 2009, 5:27 PM - Forum: Ramble City
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Cause I'm pritty shure at Disney sea parks the sea horses don't spit fire...
Yet their commercial clearly shows a sea horse spitting fire!
That's false advertising! I'll sue! I'll make that faggot little mouse and his persional gang of children to rape bleed $100 bills.
Of course Disney did bring to life a magical under water castle complete with penis piller in the little mermaid.... Disney imagineres.... Computer animation.... Homeasexual talking rodents.... Maybe anything is possible at Disney.
Ok Walt, you got 5 days..
If I don't see fire breathing sea horses by then I'm coming for your child raping ass. :shakeit:
Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin, etc. All the Republican governors thinking about or actually attempting to block the stimulus money from going to their states, and thus doom their states to suffering and lost jobs and work that they don't have to.
Of course it's being "intellectually more consistent" to oppose stimulus as a Republican, but when intellectual consistency hurts people this much, sticking by your morals isn't something to be proud of.
But, these people were elected. So should the title be, "Mark Sanford and Sarah Palin are idiots who are trying their best to make the people of their states suffer", or "People are stupid for electing people like that, so whatever happens to them is their own dumb fault for voting for those people"? Because they're the people who voted these people in... if they suffer because of it, well...
Overall though, I hope that any governors that refuse the stimulus get overridden by their legislatures and the stimulus gets accepted anyway (they have that power). The whole country needs help, not just the states that want it...
Actually, many of the states that are trying to refuse it are pretty badly off and need it badly. So to alleviate the pain and suffering I do hope they get it, even if it isn't necessarily deserved -- these people do believe that government is evil, after all. If they really don't want it to help them that badly, we might not be able to force them. But we'll see what happens.
I realized that there isn't a thread about the show here, for whatever reason... you have been watching it, right?
The most recent one... (much bigger video in the link) http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v...n-the-Sand
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I'm not sure about that ending... I know it's a joke, but it's on the edge of good taste... mostly pretty good, though. :)
According to a massive number of psych tests, the old model of "risk benefit analysis" in executives to determine if they should cheat is wrong. Oh sure the cheating is done with the incentive in mind, but the value of the incentive and the chances of getting caught don't affect their decision. The truth is they cheat only as far as they can still view themselves as moral.
Obama got himself elected on a campaign of hope and change, masking a dramatic lack of substance and a complete lack of experience. So it's no surprise that the first two months of his regime has, so far, been a complete disaster:
Spending more money than ever in our history ... money we don't have.
Creating the biggest debt in history.
Causing an inevitable wave of inflation which WILL happen, according to the laws of finance and economics
Scaring away the people he desperately needs to attract: investors.
Four!!! differnet cabinet appointees now charged as tax cheats!
The stock market plunges every time he or one of his cabinet members open their mouths ... it's like clock work to watch.:FuckYou:
Oh, and he's using a crisis to force through a socialist agenda that has nothing to do with economic revitalization ... quite the opposite, actually.
And, of course, all our enemies (Iran, North Korea, Russia) are rattling their sabres and laughing at this rookie in the office. His letter to Putin was nothing less than treasonous, an affront to our staunch Eastern European allies and likely to plunge us into a war.
I was, and still am, willing to give this guy the benefit of the doubt, but so far the Obama regime has proven to be a remarkable example of what you get when you vote for someone who smiles and says all the right things to millions of people who don't know any better.
