DoDils are a accent magical race of creatures.. They hail from a dark and smelly place where the walls bleed deep dark blood, for 28 days. The most intelligent of species recognize that these dark smelly caves are a evil unpleasant place full of darkness and despair. People of high intelligence stay far away from these caves to avoid being slaughtered by the evil that lurks within.
THE DODIL RACE
DoDils are prized by many Female species for there ferocious sexual appetites. Females engaged with intercourse with a DoDil are known to be pleasured in a strange, wonderful unusual way.. Women engaged with DoDil intercourse experience a strange kind of pleasure that many female species may never experience. They feel this a pleasure deep inside their body like a star exploding for several years, a star made completely of pleasure, and hatred for all males, and the act just committed. The DoDil organism to this day still defies all known science. To this day scientific method is completely unable to unravel the mysteries of the DoDil organism, it is completely without reason, without logic. It is the bane of all male species, yet no man may resist it. It is sought after with the utmost diligence, it's like a never ending quest. Kind of like the fictional story the Lord Of The Rings.. Froto commits his entire life to a task only to be betrayed in the end by his task master.
The DoDils effect of Humanoid Species
Male
Males will often attempt to capture DoDils to use as barter for potential mates. However, many male species will often discover that a potential mate won with a DoDil is often more trouble than anticipated and can also lead to sexual deficiencies in the relationship.
Types of trouble that can be expected from DoDil acquired mates:
General UnHappyness
Sexual Frustration
Impedance in males
Physical damage to property
Poor economic condition
Lonely nights
Loss of corn<sup>1</sup>
Female
Females who acquire this DoDil will often suffer from the following affectations:
UnDying pleasure
A hatred of all males species (with one exception.. TeddiesBarros)
Large quantities of ice cream may be consumed in conjunction with the DoDil
Finally females engaged with a DoDil may exhibit homicidal rage toward their male counterparts.
Final Note
The DoDil came and many many deaths followed, humanities last hope is to one day understand this horrible yet wonderful phenomenon.
<sup>1</sup>See Dark Jaguar Condition & Huge Asses
Why do you still play it on a weekly basis, when the show went off the air thirty-plus years ago and has got to be one of the cheesist shows ever? There's really that big of an audience for it?
I just finished tricking out me new Linux Desktop ten ways from Sunday with no performance loss.. Ubuntu runs fast as hell! I literly have like 900 windows open and two users logged in at once each with a shit load of tasks running and response is still instant! On only 1G of ram I might add.
Posted by: etoven - 14th March 2011, 9:53 PM - Forum: Ramble City
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Maya can suck a duck!! :)
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