A dutch movie about an evil German scientist who staples two hot American girls on to a Japanese guy who take turns shitting in eachother's mouths. This is the best version of Independence Day I have ever seen. But if the fecal erotica doesn't turn you on there are hilarious moments where the scientist recollects his beloved 3dog. How does this shit get made when I'm trying to raise money for my short film projects and I might as well be choking myself on penis every night and end up making more money and probably feeling more accomplished-yunno what? The lazyfatbum escort service is open for business. This movie destroyed my sense of existence.
Good points: boobs.
Bad points: the scenes without boobs.
Thankskilling was a retarded movie that understood it was retarded and that's why its awesome. Human centipede wants to be a serious film, a serious horror movie. You want serious horror? The original Holloween. The original The Fog. Fucking Night of the Lepus is a better horror movie than Human Centipede.
Human Centipede lifts from the Saw films and translates them in to a hypothetical universe where doctors do things for free. You will be more entertained watching ANY of the Saw films while your hands are being lightly coated in boiling oil for 7 hours. Hell watch the new remake of Nightmare on Elm Street while trying to swallow a pine cone, still less painful than watching Human Centipede.
I laughed during scenes that were supposed to be frightening, I cringed during scenes that were supposed to be heart-felt. At the end (spoiler) when one of the hot chicks started to die I couldn't tell what was happening because it looked like the hot chick in front of her was poopin in her mouth. I only knew she was dying after she died but my chubby cheeks laughed anyway at the thought of these people on set trying to stay dramatic and emote while taped together mouth to anus.
Excellent film if you are German. The rest of us need to find more compelling films to waste our time with. Like Thankskilling. Or Monsturd.
So awhile back ago I created a small addin for Blender 2.5.. The addin automatically calculates and creates common lighting setups in 3D scenes.. Eliminating tedious fiddling with lights to get that perfect 3D render. The setups where researched from masters of 3D lighting..
Well.. This little addon is up to 5,015 views, 3 people are now actively contributing code.. And now has been included in official builds of Blender!!!
It's amazing how a simple idea can blossom into something huge!
For those of you interested Here is the thread.. I would welcome some of you all dropping by the thread and saying hello.
While I was knife throwing on st Party's day at someone's house on something street I saw a crip named soldierboy and I told him I'm lazyfatbum and he showed me his *gun tattoo* then a psychic appeared and told me my birthday, favorite composer, what Instruments I play, that I was born in LA and that "someone I miss dearly had looked for me". Then he told me he rolls his own sushi and goes sledding - even visited Africa and Nanten or something ...Malaysian sounding. He owns a bulldog and collects furniture, he thinks I'm a pisces cusp that only happens once every THOUSAND YEARS. I was drunk and I have no proof that this happened.
Neat, and best of all, it's easily scalable so we could actually see these new batteries pretty soon.
On the small scale, this means that my mom's strange inability to keep any phone in her house charged won't be nearly as big a deal since any dead phones will be up and running quick enough to call someone back in good time.
On the large scale, this is one of the big problems with battery powered cars, but as the article notes dumping much larger amounts of current really fast into a car battery would probably take more than a standard wall outlet. I'd imagine a special outlet with it's own circuit in the garage designed to discharge massive amounts, similar to the special outlets for washers and dryers.
Now there's the issue of battery wear and tear to solve. No one's going to want to replace a battery as expensive as a car powering battery is likely to be very often. The last issue is the eternal one, capacity.
DoDils are a accent magical race of creatures.. They hail from a dark and smelly place where the walls bleed deep dark blood, for 28 days. The most intelligent of species recognize that these dark smelly caves are a evil unpleasant place full of darkness and despair. People of high intelligence stay far away from these caves to avoid being slaughtered by the evil that lurks within.
THE DODIL RACE
DoDils are prized by many Female species for there ferocious sexual appetites. Females engaged with intercourse with a DoDil are known to be pleasured in a strange, wonderful unusual way.. Women engaged with DoDil intercourse experience a strange kind of pleasure that many female species may never experience. They feel this a pleasure deep inside their body like a star exploding for several years, a star made completely of pleasure, and hatred for all males, and the act just committed. The DoDil organism to this day still defies all known science. To this day scientific method is completely unable to unravel the mysteries of the DoDil organism, it is completely without reason, without logic. It is the bane of all male species, yet no man may resist it. It is sought after with the utmost diligence, it's like a never ending quest. Kind of like the fictional story the Lord Of The Rings.. Froto commits his entire life to a task only to be betrayed in the end by his task master.
The DoDils effect of Humanoid Species
Male
Males will often attempt to capture DoDils to use as barter for potential mates. However, many male species will often discover that a potential mate won with a DoDil is often more trouble than anticipated and can also lead to sexual deficiencies in the relationship.
Types of trouble that can be expected from DoDil acquired mates:
General UnHappyness
Sexual Frustration
Impedance in males
Physical damage to property
Poor economic condition
Lonely nights
Loss of corn<sup>1</sup>
Female
Females who acquire this DoDil will often suffer from the following affectations:
UnDying pleasure
A hatred of all males species (with one exception.. TeddiesBarros)
Large quantities of ice cream may be consumed in conjunction with the DoDil
Finally females engaged with a DoDil may exhibit homicidal rage toward their male counterparts.
Final Note
The DoDil came and many many deaths followed, humanities last hope is to one day understand this horrible yet wonderful phenomenon.
<sup>1</sup>See Dark Jaguar Condition & Huge Asses
