Filtered Krissy and Teddy bear blunt will get you so hi, you'll shitfaced at work calling your boss kitty cock bloody pants! You'll be dancing with the plants praising the gods of bat splooge, so hi that donuts will terrify you from this point on.. It's time to praise the god of eating turkey and killing inJens cause it's almost turkey day, king fuck it! And you live only once! So lets all masturbate to Mario, cause kuppa is king.. and that turkey an't eating itself..... Well it is, but only because you snorted my stuffed animal like crack, and TC smiley's are suddenly attractive.. :)

Some wartorn, vaguely-Arabian city:

Everyone let me know what you think of my latest 3D render!

I have it! So far so good. I'm loving the water color styles, and the controls are very nice even if I need to "recalibrate" the center every now and then (it appears it isn't using the infrared for that, oddly enough). One thing I'll note is there are save points, which is odd considering Zelda as a whole has simply let you save anywhere (even if only recent ones let you continue from anywhere). I consider them a step back, but fortunately they seem plentiful.

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Quote:The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals might be barking up the wrong mushroom.

On Monday, the controversial organization issued a press release attacking iconic Nintendo mascot Mario for wearing a 'Tanooki' suit in his latest adventure, the Nintendo 3DS game Super Mario 3D Land, which hit shelves on Sunday.

"Tanooki may be just a "suit" in Mario games, but by wearing the skin of an animal, Mario is sending the message that it's OK to wear fur," PETA says.

The raccoon-like suit, which grants Mario the ability to glide across the screen, has been a part of the franchise since first appearing as a power-up in 1988's Super Mario Bros. 3. In the new game, Mario acquires the suit not by doing something lousy to a Tanooki, but by snagging a Super Leaf.

Still, PETA insists this encourages animal abuse.

"Tanukis are real-life raccoon dogs who are beaten and, as PETA's undercover exposés show, often skinned alive for their fur," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "This winter, everyone can give raccoon dogs and other fabulous animals a 1-UP by keeping our wardrobes fur-free."

To help prove their point, PETA has even commissioned a crude parody video game called "Super Tanooki Skin 2D" in which players try to re-capture their skin from a flying Mario (Warning: Kind of disturbing, and totally not fun.)

It's just the latest in a long line of PETA game complaints. In 2008 they went after Cooking Mama for not being a vegetarian, while just last year they parodied challenging downloadable platform hit Super Meat Boy for starring a piece of raw meat.

Nintendo has yet to comment, though we're pretty sure it will sound like a hand slapping a forehead.

UPDATE: Nintendo has now responded, via Eurogamer:

"Mario often takes the appearance of certain animals and objects in his games. These have included a frog, a penguin, a balloon and even a metallic version of himself. These lighthearted and whimsical transformations give Mario different abilities and make his games fun to play. The different forms that Mario takes make no statement beyond the games themselves."

http://nitronic-rush.com/ Get the game here. It's free, there's no excuse! This is one of the best new games I've played this year, it really is.

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It's a timetrial racing game, done as a Digipen student project. The name and car design (and wings) make you think of Rush 2049 of course, but the environments and gameplay isn't like Rush at all; instead, it's basically a challenge game where the goal is to get to the end of the course in the fastest time possible. There are Rush (2/2049)-style flip/spin tricks to do in the air, for points, as well. However, you won't explode if you land on your roof, you'll just not get points and flip back upright. Also the cars aren't topheavy like Rush cars often seem to be, so you land on your wheels more than in Rush. The physics are different too, as are of course the courses -- this game takes place on floating paths in a cyber world, not in real world tracks. So yeah, there are some elements of Rush, but it's also quite different in many ways.

Timetrial is basically the only mode, the only opponents will be (online or offline) ghosts. There are a good number of courses, starting easy and then getting harder, and the graphics and music are great. It's got a very stylized "computer world" look, Tron-esque I'd say. The music's good techno stuff, fits perfectly. The levels are long paths, all one way and not laps. You avoid obstacles, try to figure out your way through the stage as fast as possible, etc.

My only real complaint is that the game doesn't seem to be able to recognize any of my joysticks or gamepads, so it's keyboard only. It supposedly supports gamepads, but tapparently they only bothered to program in 360 pad support or something, and there's no control configuration either. This is a BIG problem, to be sure -- I am quite annoyed it doesn't work with gamepads that aren't the 360 controller, I don't have or want one of those things for my PC -- but the game's more than great enough to be really fun anyway. Definitely play it!

It's a thing.

Huh... who knows if that will go well or badly for them, but that's kind of an odd choice. I mean, sure, he did make some good moves for the Red Sox, but he wasn't exactly missed when he was fired, to say the least.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/720794...-ground-up

(Dan Duquette was, of course, Red Sox GM from 1995-2001; the Henry group fired him as one of the first things they did after buying the team, and it was a popular move because of how widely disliked Duquette had become in Boston by that point.)