At least not until we invent wormholes. Have we invented wormholes? No? Then how the heck do YOU send packages? UPS? FedEx? Those guys are jokes.

This was in a movie I'm watching, it's pretty funny..

White guy 1 has a car...

Black guy 2 is pointing a gun to White guy 1's head saying, give me your damn car!

Black guy 3 is holding a knife to Black guy's 2 neck saying give me the damn gun.

How can everyone entice the other person into getting what they wont, and still get what they want?

The person who can solve this puzzle gets to finally eat a meal later and gets to visit shify in jail. We miss you shify.. :(

They sure seem to be trying to! Tampa's only three games behind the Sox now, have beaten us four games straight now, and they're leading today's game already in just the first inning...

Honestly, at this point, if the Red Sox can't beat the Rays at home, they probably don't deserve to be going to the playoffs... though they could anyway, because the Red Sox have seven games against Baltimore in the rest of the season, while the Rays have seven against the Yankees. But we'll see.

http://ds.ign.com/articles/119/1194306p1.html

The biggest news: Yes, it will have a single player mode! That's great to hear... I was really worried that it'd be multiplayer only like the GBA version was, and given that it won't have online play, that 'd make it unplayable for a lot of people again. It's great to hear that that's not the case.

Also, there are indeed some additional levels being added to the game. There'll be two new areas with three levels each, so six new levels. Not bad.

So yeah, this is pretty good for free, for anyone with a DSi or 3DS that is!

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BTW, tablet haters.. The video was completely recorded, edited, and uploaded on my Android tablet.

Today, I shot penis corn out of my hot dog butt nugget.. And one thousand hooooooookors shouted I totally call hepatitis B on you and your ass hole..

LaLaLaLaLalAaaaaaaaaaa! I hope tomorrow involves less raping clowns in the asshole.. And more getting work done! Because all this gay homophobic clown rape keeps me, up late at night worrying about the next day, and I need some beauty sleep soon or I'm going to start looking like Marlyn Monro after she was worm food..

Sony has a conference now. So far it's one of the most boring things ever. I mean, sure, understanding what they're saying would help, but... this is BORING. They're showing almost no games -- apart from one minute or two long, very boring demo reel of Vita stuff (some tennis game, a Picross-ish thing, golf I think, etc.), nothing so far.

Instead, they've thrilled the audience with things like a demo of the Vita interface, ten minutes of a guy from NTT DoCoMo (the Japanese cellphone giant) talking about the Sony/NTT partnership and their data plans for the 3G version of the Vita (it's... expensive. Like, $65 a month for 100 hours or something stupid like that... or, pay by the hour! Or, smarter, buy the WiFi only model?), Sony people talking about charts and graphs, people on stage just talking, etc. Yeah.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/09/13/technolo...hpt=hp_bn6

Also, apparently Windows 8 will have Xbox Live. Yeah, Windows Live is dead now or something, it's titled Xbox Live on the PC too now apparently...

Livestream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nintendo3dsconference2011

Text blog in English about the event: http://www.andriasang.com/e/blog/2011/09...ence_2011/

This is Nintendo's big Japanese conference for the rest of the year. 3DS focus.

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Take on the role of Miles Kilo, Eurocorp¡¦s latest prototype agent, and embark on a brutal action adventure of corruption and revenge.

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