1. Once you have their money ... never give it back.
3. Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
6. A man is only worth the sum of his possessions. (From Enterprise, episode "Acquisition"; sloppy script-writing, as rule 6 (see above) was already given in DS9)
7. Keep your ears open.
8. Small print leads to large risk.
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is eternal.
13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
16. A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along.
17. A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi).
18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
21. Never place friendship above profit.
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
23. Nothing is more important than your health--except for your money.
27. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ... insult something he cares about instead.
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34. Peace is good for business.
35. War is good for business.
40. She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
41. Profit is its own reward.
44. Never confuse wisdom with luck.
45. Expand, or die.
47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
52. Never ask when you can take.
57. Good customers are as rare as latinum -- treasure them.
58. There is no substitute for success.
59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
65. Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff.
75. Home is where the heart is ... but the stars are made of latinum.
76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
85. Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
89. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
94. Females and finances don't mix.
97. Enough ... is never enough.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103. Sleep can interfere with profit. (DS9 season 2, episode 7 - "Rules of Acquisition")
104. Faith moves mountains ... of inventory.
106. There is no honour in poverty.
109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
111. Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them.
112. Never have sex with the boss's sister.
113. Always have sex with the boss.
117. You can't free a fish from water.
121. Everything is for sale, even friendship.
123. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
139. Wives serve, brothers inherit.
141. Only fools pay retail.
144. There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
162. Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
177. Know your enemies ... but do business with them always.
181. Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
192. Never cheat a Klingon ... unless you're sure you can get away with it.
194. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
202. The justification for profit is profit.
203. New customers are like razortoothed grubworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they can bite back.
211. Employees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
214. Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
218. Always know what you're buying.
223. Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.
229. Latinum lasts longer than lust.
236. You can't buy fate.
239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
242. More is good ... all is better.
255. A wife is a luxury ... a smart accountant is a necessity.
261. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
263. Never allow doubt to tarnish your love of latinum.
266. When in doubt, lie.
284. Deep down everyone's a Ferengi.
285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.
286. [Quark's rule] When Morn leaves, it's all over.
You said that I could go to on demand and see naked Bresteses getting super hot for me.. But on demand seems conveniently missing in my area.
And you also told me I could go online to xfinedy and do the same thing. No go..
I just ordered all new digital equipment (because you assholes are making me) so if I'm not knee deep in Asian girls getting super hot and naked for me in 3 to 5 business days, I'm going down to my local Comcast branch and demanding every hot girl strip down and do a dance (except for the old fugly ones) they can help the customers :FuckYou:
I'm on a god dang sugar high, it makes me fly.. Like a bird how absurd.. like the turd from KFC, it becomes me, sweet like super fly it's got to die. Going to do a victory dance, like a shit in your pants, rantz.. I ratz like a sucker a high breed mother fucker. It's the remix with netflix only it's sweetness. Corg was no borg, he was fly like shy guy.
Once it's over, you'll grow older like Grover, but flip it, but it's god damn Sesame Street on wipits.. You know it, as I sip a bit.. Takes another drink, oww yea.. I make Bing cause I'm frugal, so it make it on Google. That right Microsoft fuck you Cheetos, Freetos, and Doritos, I ant got the time while I make this rhyme, break it down as I take you down town..
I'm on a god dang sugar high, so this is why I make it fly.. I want lie.. Simpson is pimin, and Family Guy was like fuck this guy.. I want lie brooooooommmmmmmm~! Sugar high! Now I see spots, colored like polka dots.. God damn smiley makes me whiely.. Bing to bing bing bing, I take another sip, before I dip into a god dang sugar cube you noob.. Fuck it I feel the tingle in my dingle, world is spinning... Yea I'm winning!
Now I'm off shot like a rocket.. Off to mars broooom broom yeaaaaaa! Time to play.. Now I've fixed it....
My mother fucking remix!
~Drops microphone in Mario's face..
So he's focusing on smaller stuff, possibly anything that catches his interest, like maybe he's doing laundry and decides to make some sort of detergent based game. He's not gone, but I'm just glad that his Zelda series is in good hands. I can safely say that Skyward Sword is nearing the position of "Best Zelda Game Ever", yes, that's above OOT and my personal favo 2D Zelda, Link's Awakening. Considering that Zelda is my favorite series in gaming, I'm basically saying this Zelda may be the best GAME ever. The problems with the backwards save system are annoying and should be reversed but that can be overlooked thanks to save points being in practically every single room in the game and the simple fact that it is an AMAZING game, and LONG. This game proves that today's games need not sacrifice quality for quantity.
Miyamoto may be Willy Wonka, but he's found his Charlie Bucket. Good Day Sir!
Just got back from the new Muppets movie... the name is a little on the lazy side, but wow this movie was hilarious. It's got all your favo charactos, like Gonzo, Kermit, and 80's Robot.
