Is awesome.

<img alt="Donkey Kong was able to make it to the top, but then he just threw barrels down the structure." src="http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2012-01-16-391-Pushmo.jpg">

Now Pit's gotta deal with it.

http://kotaku.com/5876315/american-box-a...-he-should

Seriously, who do they think this is going to affect? Anyone who won't buy the game because it doesn't look gritty or dark enough isn't going to be impressed just because now the cartoon angel has a scowl.

Half of me wishes they'd just go all out and give it completely different entirely unrepresentative box art like they did for NES games in the 80's. At least then their attempt to make it dark and "cool" would come across as "all in" instead of a pointless gesture. I mean yeah it'd still be stupid, but it would at least be some effort. Maybe something like this:

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Megaman2_box.jpg/250px-Megaman2_box.jpg">

Compared to this:
<img src="http://timewarpgamer.com/images/nes/mega_man2/rockman2_box_jp.jpg">

Today you showed me exercises I can do to make my penis bigger. I typed in three letters! All I'm saying is let me type in a whole word before you jump to such a bold conclusion!

Penis push ups anyone? How about some dildo darts. :)

http://www.opencongress.org/articles/vie...ancel-Vote

It would be very, very good news if they actually stick to this and it doesn't happen, that's for sure...

Given how well he polls against Obama I hope that he doesn't, and the Republicans keep fighting for some time.

And while we're at it, a much less electable nominee might not be too bad, as long as they don't actually win in the end... :)

Following the Republican nomination campaign has been interesting though, seriously. When your most moderate people running are Mormon governors you know you have an extremist field... but despite that Republicans are quite unhappy with their choices. I can kind of see that, but hey, the other people didn't want to run.

The least crazy Republican is clearly Huntsman, but there's no way he wins, he's far too moderate for today's Republican party. Oh, he'll probably do okay today in NH, but in the South he doesn't have a chance.

Is to replace ASCII with combinations of dildos and rubber ducky's..
So for now on the space bar is 2 dildos and a duck. Spread the word!

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http://www.therestartpage.com/

Quote:"Unlike 2K Marin's previously announced XCOM shooter, which sparked tempers among longtime fans for turning its back on the series' cerebral roots, this title is a full-on strategy game that puts players in command of a global anti-alien defense force," Game Informer said.

Quote:Firaxis' XCOM has destructible tactical environments, and fuses a real-time strategic view with turn-based combat.

This is my tribute to a totally awesome series.