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      Quite Possibly the Worst Game of All Time
    Posted by: A Black Falcon - 16th January 2004, 6:00 PM - Forum: Tendo City - Replies (17)

    Now I've read some funny review of those special truly, truly abysmal games. The PC Gamer reviews of eXtreme Paintbrawl, Extreme Watersports, Swamp Buggy Racing, and Skydive! come immediately to mind...

    Some things that I still remember include some of the Swamp Buggy Racing one... "there are two tracks, a oval and an oval with a bump in it"... or the fact that eXtreme Paintbrawl shipped with no AI...

    Well this is another one in that level. Or, if it is humanly possible, maybe below it...

    A couple years ago PC Gamer did a 'The Worst 10 Games of All Time' feature. Their choice as worst was Extreme Watersports, a game with virtually no content or fun. This game looks like it's at least on par with that one.

    http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigri...eview.html

    After finishing with that... here we are, the standard bearer as probably the worst PC game ever.

    http://pc.ign.com/articles/161/161834p1.html

    Now it probably doesn't do that erasing monitor drivers thing on all computers, but I somehow doubt it'd help the game. :)

    Hmm, the game with five seconds of gameplay or the one with no opponents or obsticles to keep you from racing?

    Or how about SkyDive... I seem to recall from that review that it has something like two minuites of gameplay...

    More fun with funnily bad games!

    http://www.gamespot.com/pc/sports/skydive/index.html
    http://www.pcgamer.com/reviews/archives/...-10bc.html
    http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/extrem...index.html
    Extreme Paintbrawl even had sequels!
    http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/extrem...index.html

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      Push Start Button #6
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    Don't you hate it when people have to die Shakespear style, with WAY too much talking and not enough dying?
       

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      Combat Ranting (formerly known as Famicom Mini)
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    You're so weird.

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      Reputation points
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    WOO!

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    http://www.lacie.com/products/product.htm?id=10118

    Wow. Cool!

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      Compulsion
    Posted by: WhiteFleck - 14th January 2004, 8:26 PM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (13)

    Weltall told me I had to come back. I was given no other option.

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      Civilization or SimCity
    Posted by: EdenMaster - 14th January 2004, 7:05 PM - Forum: Den of the Philociraptor - Replies (47)

    Which one of these absurdly addictive series do you prefer? Conquering the world, or the mayors office? Building Chariots or Residential Zones? Irrigating or Bulldozing? Building roads or...building roads?

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      The TC Cow SPEAKS.
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    LISTEN.
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      Ed Fries leaves Microsoft
    Posted by: Great Rumbler - 14th January 2004, 3:01 PM - Forum: Tendo City - Replies (6)

    Quote:The man credited with getting Microsoft into the game business and launching the Xbox has resigned from the company over differences in management. He served as vice president of games publishing and has been with Microsoft for 18 years. Not only did he oversee the Xbox, but PC games as well. His resignation comes after layoffs of about 100 of Microsoft's 1,200 game developers, of which he says, did not effect the decision.

    Fries says the choice to leave was difficult but that he had a difference of opinion about the best way to run the group (the game development studios). He gave disagreements over marketing support as an example. Work on the next Xbox also factored into it.

    "As we start to plan the next Xbox, the question for me is whether I want to sign up for another five years or not," Fries said in an interview. "I was only willing to do that if there were some changes made in the group. We couldn't find a mutually agreeable set of changes. I'm in the position where I can be really picky. Things were 90 percent right at work. I wanted them to be 100 percent right."

    "Ed was singularly responsible for the position Microsoft holds in PC and console games today," said Xbox co-creator Kevin Bachus, who left Microsoft in 2001. "When Ed took over the reins, Microsoft was a joke in the game industry. Today, they have a very respectable position."

    Robbie Bach, chief Xbox officer, has named Shane Kim as Fries’ successor. Fries says he has not lined up a new job, and doesn’t necessarily need it thanks to millions of dollars from Microsoft stock options. He will spend time with his wife and son and look for work elsewhere in the game industry.

    Ed Fries is also quite renown for making jabs at the competition.

    That'd be crazy if he got a job at Nintendo.

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