*Lazy Fat Bum and OB1 are strolling along a pre-dawn beach, hand-in hand. Suddenly they stop; the one turns to the other, and they share a gentle kiss. There is only the sound of the surf about them, and the beating of their fluttering hearts. Then, OB1 feels something brush against his feet. He picks it up; it's a waterlogged, frosty green bottle...chipped and worn from untold ages at sea. He uncorks it, and unfurls the parched yellow text within.*
"It's in Goron script!" he exclaims, beginning to decipher it. He begins to read;
To whomsoever may find this document---know that it is written by the hand of none other than deposed Sovereign Lord of Tendo City, Emperor Marcus Darunius XIV! Many fortnights have passed since last I trodded thine sacred halls. My nights have been weary and long. My computer's ailments know no rest, my friends. For reasons unknown, it will not allow me to post here. Know that my thoughts are with you all, and that may all the Sages of Hyrule and the three shimmering golden goddesses Nayru, Din and ...ehh whatever the third one's name is---hasten the day when I shall return to you. Make insulting Goron jokes in response to this all you want; I fear I shan't reply for a long time yet. Who knows when I shall return home to you.
Best regards,
Your Most Excellent Sovereign Lord and Majesty,
(Royal seal of Darunia).
OB1 and Lazy exchange bewildered glances.
"What should we do with the bottle, hunny?" OB1 asked. To this, Lazy smirked pervertedly.
"Oh--I know where we can put it..."
OB1 giggled gingerly, and hand-in-hand, the two scampered along to frolic in the surf.
Some of you may remember the Sims family I started starring a few of us. Well, in case anybody wondered, they're still around and doing fine. I thought I'd bring you up to date with what's been happening in their little lives...
Here we see the classic moment when DMiller summoned the Great Mighty Poo to deal with us not writing reviews.
Darunia, drunk, wakes up lazyfatbum to yell at him.
The tragic day when WhiteFleck burned to death in a kitchen fire.
Now with an opening in the house, lazyfatbum proposed to ThunderAngel and brought her into the house as well.
As in real life, lazyfatbum and Darunia never got along, and it all came to head when the two of them got into a fistfight.
Darunia, defeated and outraged, packed his things and left the house.
This picture was hung to commemorate the King of Gorons who had left us.
The newest addition to the household was a little dalmation puppy, aptly named Cow. Here we see him being scolded by DMiller for whizzing on the dining room floor (it was around the time Cow joined the family that I gave everyone real clothing instead of those stupid white shirts with their avatars on them, as we can see from DMiller here.)
This is WhiteFleck's ungodly huge shrine. Lazy is mourning.
He may be dead, but WhiteFleck still occasionally returns as a ghost and haunts the house. This was taken shortly after he scared ThunderAngel. See her running away? You may note the presence of a second Whiteflekc ghost near the bottom of the image. This was the result of a game glitch which caused two ghosts to appear rather than just one.
Laser Link redefines cool in this picture.
So that's what's been going on. I'm playing with them now, so if anything else happens, I'll be sure to let you all know!
Conan O'Brian's show has a new skit called Pierre Bernard's Recline of Rage in which Pierre talks about things that make him mad. Since he's apparently a big anime fan that's mostly what he talks about. The first skit had him talking about the Robotech series and how the VHS and DVD releases are confusing and how he'll never learn what happens to "the little town in the space bubble". His next appearance had him complaining about Cowboy Bebop being replaced by Case Closed which led to this:
Quote:Conan: What? How can you NOT like Case Closed? This show was originally called "Detective Conan", hey I like it! The funny thing about this show though - they changed its name to Case Closed to avoid me of all people from sueing them! Isnt that just WEIRD!?
-audience laughs-
Conan: -puts on glasses- Hey lookie me! I'm Conan Edo...whatever and YOU ARE THE KILLER! -points at a Max Weinberg-
My car got broken into last night at around 1 am, but thankfully my alarm went off so they didn't have a chance to steal anything. The only thing damaged was the damn right vent window. The thing is that my car was probably the worst car in the entire street to brake into because a) there's a huge fucking lamp post right over it, b) I have a good alarm system which has signs all over the car, and c) my room window (which faces the street) was open and I had the damn tv on, so the idiot criminals should have seen that someone was awake. So basically, I'm lucky that these criminals had absolutely zero intelligence. I hope those bastards get caught.
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