This is looking good for several reasons. One, we're getting two exclusives on Wii. Two, it's going to really push lazy developers to up the graphics front end of their projects.
Data for Resident Evil 4: Wiimake
(Obvious) new control schemes using the wiimote and nunchuck. (a rumor that Nintendo is also releasing the 'Blaster' (the new zapper) coincides with the release of RE4:W).
New playable characters/missions
Lots of new bonuses, weapons, capcom says 'way above and beyond the PS2 bonuses'.
Shiny new effects, more enemies on screen, new areas to explore.
*raises hand* Sold.
RE:UC has me confused, so far its pretty. All the richly crafted nice-nice of REbirth in fully realized 3-D, no static backgrounds. As well as covering like what, the stories and characters from like 9 of the games in the series? So we could see areas from RE3, CV, etc. Sounds good. But.... i'm hearing its an 'on-rails' first person game... that shit make me vomit. :love:
Check out the screens, the RE:UC screens look grainy to me, but that's cuz Capcom's VP in marketing is retarded and probably applied a filter to make it look grittier, I expect smoothnessity as in RE4 but, we wait and see.
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There are some other good April Fools' jokes out there today, but I think this one wins...
It makes me forgive them for last night's (this morning's) Perfect Hair Forever bootleg subbed VHS marathon instead of the Saturday evening anime block, even!
What a horrible situation. They kidnap sailors who clearly were not in Iranian waters, act like the victim, and no one seems to care.
Britain is showing yellow already, which is very disheartening. They have no reason to apologize, nor should they resort to diplomacy or give Iran an inch. Britain did nothing wrong. Yet, it seems like a matter of time before they emasculate themselves just to save face. What a shame. What is it coming to when world powers allow themselves to be pushed around so savagely by these bullshit tinpot dictators?
Bush is at least giving hard words, but that's all he'll do, I'm certain. And we shouldn't have to talk hard for Britain. They should be able to speak for themselves.
Clearly, the Ahmadinehad regime is not one that should be suffered, and the Middle East in general gives very few good reasons why the civilized world should tolerate its existence.
Where are those biofuels and fuel cells so that region fades into the obscurity it deserves?
So on another message board I visit, a cake/pie debate has broken out in a divided fashion. I didn't realize that the question would take so much exploring when I originally saw it. I voted on Cake (no "icing on the cake" jokes, please), but I'm really not positive.
Pie:
-Gooey fructose goodness
-Tasty crust, which can also be chocolate or chocolate-chipped (peanut butter chipped crust with fudge and maybe some Boston cream *splooge*)
-Goes awesome with a scoop of ice cream or whipped cream
-Not overly sweet
-Meat pies and pot pies
Cake:
-Icing!
-Spongy goodness
-Variety: toppings, flavor, filling (Ice cream/boston cream/vanilla cream are all great)
-Keeps longer
-Pancakes and brownies
Choose! Unless you feel a little too :gay: fleshing this one out.
Quote:*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0J0: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]: sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: Eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0J0: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler[AoE]: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj paTTon paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF Eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny-tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny-tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111 *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bullsh*t u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny-tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny-tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny-tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.*
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