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      Quite possibly the worst game ever made...
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 29th November 2007, 1:08 AM - Forum: Tendo City - Replies (21)

    Something called Cheetahmen 2 basically. (I don't even know if there was a Cheetahmen 1...)

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BLabc_RGZMY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BLabc_RGZMY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

    A few notes. The first part is not edited together. The levels actually do just end like that. No cheat devices were employed. At the midway point you actually do become the green giant with infinite air jumping ability for some reason. The bosses are exactly that glitchy, and no, nobody has any idea what is up with that crazy monkey thing at the end, just before the game just goes back to the title screen. And yes, they did rip off Super Mario Brothers with those coin blocks...

    That game... is... terrible.

    Catchy music though.

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      Nintendo online taken to next level
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 29th November 2007, 12:47 AM - Forum: Tendo City - Replies (1)

    http://kotaku.com/gaming/japan/wii-onlin...327291.php

    Of customer service. Got ya! No really, apparently Nntendo is spending major money on setting up some tech support groups and systems to help people get their Wii online. I mean, really? Are people having problems with this? You plug in a router with wifi, you turn that on. You plug in the Wii, you turn that on and find your router with it. With recent setups for home routers, setup is pretty frickin' hard to get wrong. I just have to wonder if this is necessary.

    You know, considering that they might better focus on providing a REASON to get the system online :D. Come on it had to be said.

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      Akira Yamaoka dead at 48
    Posted by: lazyfatbum - 28th November 2007, 12:22 PM - Forum: Tendo City - Replies (25)

    ryan you're as stubborn as I am, I hate you for that. I hate it that I have to say I was part of the problem when I was in the bloodbathing of the heartbreaking of end times. I hate it that you dropped me when God knows I was impossible to be around and I hate it that you're right and that I can easily see why you did and said the things you did but dammit I just wanted you there so I could scream and cry and be nuts and have you tell me i'm going to be okay but instead you told me to fuck off and then ignored me for 6 months.

    I dont know how to look past that!!! i'm sorry, I just dont. But I will learn. Your friendship means more to me than being stuck on something that that we already both regret and both already accept blame for. I'm mad because you should have known better, you should have known me better (see why I hate empathy? it never works in your favor) but I know that at the time, that was an impossibility. I dont categorize you in betrayal, god you're so dramatic, I just want a fucking man-hug! You weren't there for me before... and that is both our faults and I do understand. But be here for me now, stop yelling encouragement from the shore and pull me out of the fucking water Weltall.

    (Akira Yamaoka is not dead)

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      TovenNet Theater Presents....
    Posted by: etoven - 27th November 2007, 10:36 PM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (2)

    I present the following narrative on this the day of my shitty day of work....
    It is a reflection of my mind and body, heart and sole.

    Boobies!!! Fuck able, Lovable, Suckable! My penis, wants her boobies! It's a TovenNet chili cook off and I'm in the kitchen. My sexual desire, desires her sex. Sexual, feeling, like Berry White minus the Berry and plus the white. Your huge rack and tight ass make me go, dong to dong dong dong. Your bing bing is kicking and your bong bong is bitchin. I'm ready for the rape rape rape, you may be dumb as shit, compared to someone who's dumb as shit, but I only need you for five minutes. After that, the hell with you, you served your purpose. At this point fucking the great oak outside, is not without consideration. I'm ready to fuck anything with legs. My job is so shitty, so horrible it's the only way.

    This planet has 3 days. Soon my dick will explode, and my sexual frustration will kill every one. No one will survive, no one. No boobies means planet wide disaster. If I have to deal with one more crotchety old horse fucker, my need to relieve some stress will escalate into a planet wide explosion.

    Hot girls of the planet fuck me now!!!!!!
    fin... Super

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      No really, gift cards are stupid!
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 24th November 2007, 1:11 AM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (9)

    Don't people get that they got DUPED by companies selling them this nonsense? Why do people bother? If you can't think of a gift, just give money! I mean a gift card is exactly as impersonal but can only be spent in certain places and has an expiration date. It's all the downsides of any other way you might go and not a single plus to be had! Put a dollar towards a velvet drawstring bag if you want it to look nice, I dunno, just stop buying gift cards!

    http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/money...lls-ov.htm

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      gonna try this again
    Posted by: lazyfatbum - 23rd November 2007, 11:49 AM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (5)

    okay i'm adding an xbox (original) to the mix im sure i dont need to repeat and i'm gonna put everything up on ebay now that its close to christmas. CAN ANYONE GIVE ME ANY ACTUAL POINTERS THIS TIME?

    - starting bid?
    - length of auction?
    - category(s)?
    - lick me?

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      Happy Thanksgiving!
    Posted by: lazyfatbum - 22nd November 2007, 7:32 AM - Forum: Ramble City - Replies (11)

    They just had the barbie island princess float and that shit was scary, she danced with her gay brother and touched elephants while wearing a peacock ass on her shoulders, I dont keep up with the whole barbie scene but god damn.

    Today is gonna be awesome/krap because my mom is doing thanksgiving dinner all by herself... i'm hoping my sister shows up. But we cleaned up the whole house and it's ready for all the visitors and the turkey is actually the size of the oven. I dont mean "hehe! its a large turkey!" I mean it's the - size - of the - oven, we cant even fit it in. Why does that sound like gwen stefani lyrics to me? ;( but I just woke up and all hell is about to commence and just wanted to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING TENDO CITY!!!!! be sure to say hi to those family members you dislike for me and if someone brings Rum Balls or Spinach Dip save me some because god dammit im coming over and I like your sister in that way.

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      Sicko
    Posted by: alien space marine - 21st November 2007, 2:35 PM - Forum: Den of the Philociraptor - Replies (2)

    Who has seen that video? What is your thoughts? Do you have a medical story? I know I met a girl from Ohio who moved to Canada because her family could not afford medical care in America.

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      The fine art of a directly stated double standard...
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 21st November 2007, 12:26 AM - Forum: Tendo City - No Replies

    http://kotaku.com/gaming/rock-band/rock-...325254.php

    So apparently... if your game doesn't support THEIR controller, they are to blame. Also, if their game doesn't support YOUR controller, they are to blame.

    ...

    WHAT?!

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      PS1 games finally downloadable without PS3
    Posted by: Dark Jaguar - 20th November 2007, 8:25 PM - Forum: Tendo City - No Replies

    Well about time! Basically it's a web site that allows for the download. It kinda should be a feature in the PSP, but hey everyone has a PC so it's fine. Plus, as a web site it can be accessed in the PSP, but the downloading part? Not so sure... "Out of memory" is a common error in that browser and it very well could be an issue. I'll need to test it later.

    On top of that, Sony is now selling PSP games as downloads, like F-Zero "inspired" Wipeout Pure. That's great but considering space limitations I think I'd rather go with buying the ol' UMD and using my Filer app to rip games onto my stick when needed. Still a great option for when they just stop producing the disks for older games. Too bad I don't WANT the older games... The PSP really only became something I play often recently with all the top notch games that came out in the past few months (Silent Hill Origins, Castlevania Dracula X, Final Fantasy Tactics Lion Wars, Disgaia Afternoon of Darkness, Jeanne D'Arc (okay, 3 of those are remakes, but Dracula X at least containes a game never released in America before and that's essentially new).

    So yeah, nice new feature. However, it needs some annoying download program installed to use the site for some reason. I'd think a decent page security protocol would prevent illegitimate downloads, and well, once that thing's on my PC, I can still do whatever the heck I want with it.

    Edit: Okay I just checked and... ah that's a little disappointing. When I go to the store's site on my PSP I get a web page telling me that it is designed to be accessed on a personal computer. Guess the browser on the PSP does it's job reporting what it is and what system it's on. They should add support for the store onto the system itself next, though this addition of proper PC support really is enough for me, and perhaps the majority of people. It would prevent me from needing to install yet another browser plugin though. I hate overloading stuff with that kind of stuff.

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