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Happy Thanksgiving! - lazyfatbum - 22nd November 2007
They just had the barbie island princess float and that shit was scary, she danced with her gay brother and touched elephants while wearing a peacock ass on her shoulders, I dont keep up with the whole barbie scene but god damn.
Today is gonna be awesome/krap because my mom is doing thanksgiving dinner all by herself... i'm hoping my sister shows up. But we cleaned up the whole house and it's ready for all the visitors and the turkey is actually the size of the oven. I dont mean "hehe! its a large turkey!" I mean it's the - size - of the - oven, we cant even fit it in. Why does that sound like gwen stefani lyrics to me? ;( but I just woke up and all hell is about to commence and just wanted to say HAPPY THANKSGIVING TENDO CITY!!!!! be sure to say hi to those family members you dislike for me and if someone brings Rum Balls or Spinach Dip save me some because god dammit im coming over and I like your sister in that way.
Happy Thanksgiving! - lazyfatbum - 22nd November 2007
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Happy Thanksgiving! - lazyfatbum - 22nd November 2007
Okay nobody cares about thanksgiving anymore, so ima get with the times and do an anti-american rap. Ready?
1619 in the history books, uh
yea, virginia north side
plymouth a lie
all my niggaz off da boat
with freedom in there eye
let me tell you bout da lie
we been taught since we was five
gangsta thanksgiving
cuz history be white
up on da north bank nigga
of the old James River
near Herring Creek, Charles Cittie
with all dem beggaz
muthafukas on
8 thousand stolen acres
Captain John Woodleaf, in ruffles and feathaz
with his sword on his belt and a pen in his hand
made a declaration
the natives didn't understand
my niggaz we ordaine
that the day our ships arrived
at the place we have assigned
for plantation in the land
in virginia shall be yearly
and even perpetually kept, dawg
as a holy day of thanks and giving to the
all mighty God, uh
but this not the story
you heard when you was little
where all the red skins at?
hah, Squanto playin football
1621
fo reel
GANGSTA THANKSGIVING
BITCHES UP IN MASSACHUSETTS
ROUND UP ON PLYMOUTH ROCK
ALL THE RED WOMEN ENSLAVED
SUCKIN BRITISH COCK
HAD A BOY NAMED SQUANTO
PAID ON THE DOWN LOW
BUT THAT BITCH GONNA BEHAVE
CUZ THAT NIGGA BE A SLAVE
SO HE TAUGHT THEM HOW TO FISH AND
GROW CORN HE CALLED MAZE
THEN THE WAMPANOAG PEOPLE
GAVE WHITEY 5 DEER AND SOME PAINT
FOR THER FACE
SAID "WELCOME TO OUR LAND
LETS DO IT EVERY YEAR"
THEN WHITEY GOT SCARED
STARTED BETTIN ON RED
WITHIN 20 YEARS
ALL MY NIGGAZ BE DEAD
THEY KILLIN BABIES AND WOMEN
MASSACRE THROUGH THE LAND
PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
WITH THE BLOOD ON YO HANDS
THE BRADSHAW
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
2007
R.I.P.
FO REEL
Happy Thanksgiving! - Dark Jaguar - 22nd November 2007
It's also possible everyone else is busy actually hanging out with their family waiting instead of surfing the net.
Not I though, due to things as they are thanskgiving will have to be delayed. Happens every once in a while. I mean the only holidays you can't delay are Halloween and Independance Day, oh and it's kinda retarded to delay "New Year's"...
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Happy Thanksgiving! - N-Man - 22nd November 2007
We had our canuckleland thanksgiving about a month ago. Now everything's frozen over and beautifully covered in several inches of thick, gluey snow/ice mix that takes half an hour to remove from your car in the morning. I hate winter.
Happy Thanksgiving! - lazyfatbum - 22nd November 2007
true but you have to take breaks especially with my family, our tradition is that everyone goes nucking futs but it's soooooooo much fun. my sister is making candied potatoes and half the recipe is gone so they're substituting all kinds of shit, now it's potato 'surprise'
"...it doesn't look like potatoes..."
"SURPRISE!"
oh and the turkey has nipples.
Happy Thanksgiving! - Dark Jaguar - 22nd November 2007
Just make sure you deep fry that turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving! - alien space marine - 22nd November 2007
Turkey is a country
Happy Thanksgiving! - Great Rumbler - 22nd November 2007
Turkey turkey turkey
Happy Thanksgiving! - alien space marine - 22nd November 2007
Great Rumbler Wrote:Turkey turkey turkey
Turkeys shagging
Happy Thanksgiving! - lazyfatbum - 23rd November 2007
well it wnt thru without a hitch, the food was awesome and i fell asleep at around 12 noon and woke up with the family holding my hands around me in a circle saying the lord's prayer. I thought i had died, just plain surreal. i ate too much and went for a walk with my nephew and some old dude told me "tell that young lady to watch her step around there *pointing to slimey stones* it's slippery!" and my nephew just hung his head in shame. i sang my thanksgiving rap to my sister, she gotta kick out of that. :D
Happy Thanksgiving! - A Black Falcon - 25th November 2007
Quote:It's also possible everyone else is busy actually hanging out with their family waiting instead of surfing the net.
I was at home (without my computer, of course) and then at relatives. So yes, this would be accurate... I did play a lot of videogames though. :)
Oh yeah, and turkey with mashed potatoes, peas, and gravy is one of my favorite meals. It's either that or home-made macaroni and cheese...