Not like this...

Just storing this here any time someone doesn't understand when I complain about "lazy up-ressing" in modern "remasters".  This right here exactly captures my feelings about that mobile "high res" release of FF6 a few years back.

I just had no idea that it wasn't even written by Polytaku or whatever.

Looking for a new/old Soundblaster replacement for a retro build?  This seems to check off every box:
http://pcmidi.eu/orpheus.html
Yes, that web site IS using that collection of animated gifs from every single early 90's Geocities page.

Butt of course.

And to think, 20 years later the great mighty poo has finally met his match in THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!

Well, at least in all the ways that underestimate the corrupting influence of capitalism in decades to come...

Stadia!  Google Stadia!

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Whoop!  There it goes...

Yet more TALES OF INTEREST!  I've got to say that this does go a long way towards explaining a number of things, like why Super Star is still my all time favorite Kirby game.  A dropped "horror" game where Kirby's lips are stitched shut?!  Then, there's the reveal that Spring Breeze was intended to be played without copy abilities ala the original Kirby's Dreamland.  The latter I entirely expect to be an added option via ROM hacking fairly soon.  The former?  That's a tall order... But even tall orders must be filled hackers.  Here I thought Sakurai was making all these modern Kirby games only to discover his role is essentially advisory.  The man really has been chained to the Smash Bros desk for decades hasn't he?