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    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    11th July 2003, 4:57 PM
    The theme of this battle will be: pie. That is, use some pies in all your attacks, for instance:

    *DJ throws a pie at lazyfatbum, then launches a nuclear missle at Canada*

    Nah, let's drop the pie stipulation. Free for all! Stock 5!

    First time I started the battle *gets punched to some far Earth-like moon* Dangit! Oh well, nice little moon, what with the air and all. Guess it's time to start the long walk back...

    Great Rumbler: Um, DJ? You can't WALK to Earth from some other place!

    DJ: Well not with THAT attitude!
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    #2
    11th July 2003, 5:45 PM
    I like these kinds of threads! *kicks Darunia in the shin*
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #3
    11th July 2003, 5:46 PM
    Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar


    Great Rumbler: Um, DJ? You can't WALK to Earth from some other place!

    DJ: Well not with THAT attitude!


    Wow! How did you know <i>that's</i> what he was thinking?

    @ GR: The girl, man, whatever said pies only...respect dem rules!
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    #4
    11th July 2003, 5:47 PM
    Wow, considering Darunia is a one ton rock, AND he's only an inch tall, that says you have both deadly accurate aim AND high tolerance for pain!
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    #5
    11th July 2003, 5:51 PM
    Quote:Originally posted by Undertow
    @ GR: The girl, man, whatever said pies only...respect dem rules!


    *hits Undertow with a pie*
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #6
    11th July 2003, 5:57 PM
    Pies are declared extinct.
    The Earthworker Race has ended.  Everybody wins.
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    #7
    11th July 2003, 6:03 PM
    *kicks EdenMaster in the shin*
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    #8
    13th July 2003, 7:10 PM
    You'll be the one going extinct if you threaten the pie... because everyone knows that pie is vastly superior to its bitter rival the cake...
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    #9
    13th July 2003, 7:23 PM
    I wouldn't say that! Cake too has it's place, and indeed rocks!

    Therefor, I say you have insulted my honor! I demand satisfaction! *slaps ABF in the face with an anchor*
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #10
    13th July 2003, 7:51 PM
    No, it is my opinion that pie is just better.

    Cake is good too... but i just like pie more. :)
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    #11
    13th July 2003, 7:52 PM
    uh oh!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #12
    14th July 2003, 5:13 AM
    Did you know that when I was a kid, I was scared of clowns because I always thought they would throw a pie in my face like Bozo? Yeah, anyway... *detonates an atomic pie in France, splattering dough everywhere* There, the French smell better now. :)
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    #13
    14th July 2003, 7:30 AM
    Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
    No, it is my opinion that pie is just better.

    Cake is good too... but i just like pie more. :)


    Cheesecake will annhilate your puny pie-eating carcass! S'DEATH ON THE WIND!
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    #14
    14th July 2003, 8:41 AM
    Uh oh!
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    #15
    14th July 2003, 9:21 AM
    Cheesecake? I've never liked it all that much.
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    #16
    14th July 2003, 9:56 AM
    Cheesecake onwz, especially with strawberries on it.
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    #17
    14th July 2003, 11:38 AM
    Mmmmm...cheesecake. That's a delicacy here on Death Mountain.
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    #18
    14th July 2003, 1:52 PM
    Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
    Cheesecake? I've never liked it all that much.


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    #19
    14th July 2003, 1:57 PM
    It's a conspiracy by left wing radicals to replace all of our delicious cakes with pies! The pies of LIBERALISM!!
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    #20
    14th July 2003, 2:17 PM
    Taxation Apple! Revisionist Rhubarb! Anti-Christ Creme! Anti-Business Blueberry! Pro-Sodomy/Pro-Saddam Strawberry! Commu-cherry! Have a socialist slice!

    No thank you. Conservative Cheesecake for me! :love:
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    #21
    14th July 2003, 2:27 PM
    I love lemon marange!
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    #22
    14th July 2003, 2:28 PM
    Hmm...I'll take a slice of Pro-American Poundcake.
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    #23
    14th July 2003, 6:33 PM
    How about some Fundamentalist Angel Food Cake?
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    #24
    14th July 2003, 6:54 PM
    I don't care if it's liberal or conservative, give me cookie cake!
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    #25
    14th July 2003, 6:59 PM
    Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
    How about some Fundamentalist Angel Food Cake?


    How about no?
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    #26
    14th July 2003, 9:19 PM
    Guess what I found? A FAIRY!

    Now then, battle commence, stop the debate!

    *slams sceptre into ground causing huge column of fire to spew about and consume all for a while, then wishes for really cool robot suit thing* NOW it's on!
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    #27
    15th July 2003, 7:39 AM
    Debates are like battles without weapons...
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    #28
    15th July 2003, 8:08 AM
    But we do use weapons...our minds!
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    #29
    15th July 2003, 8:36 AM
    pisses everyone off , then switches bodies with Ob1 then everyone kills him, and I run off with his Hijacked body.

    Lord OB2 has come!
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    #30
    15th July 2003, 8:40 AM
    ASM accidentally switched bodies with himself and realizes that he is now dead. He then roams the Earth for three hundred years until he meets up with a hobo who befriends him and they live happily every after.
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    #31
    15th July 2003, 8:56 AM
    The Hobo is infact GR or atleast his clone.

    thankfully ASM is abducted and replaced with a Robot, then the aliens worship ASM and he is truly happy ever after.

    Then ASM decrees that everyone homes be transformed into Aquariums and so it is done, everyone drowns but is then cloned into gold fish who are then consumed by the aliens, and are then tranformed into Naga people. Then the Naga people are turned into Giant Lobsters who are then eaten by seaguls and then the seaguls are eaten by flying fish who then become flying Naga and are then turned into Giant turtles.The Giant turtles take over the world and then envolve into giant cows and then turn into hamburgers and then infected with BSE,sars,west nile,Malaria,Hoof and mouth,HIV,the bubonic plaque and then small pocs. The meat evolves into rats and then the rats turn into Gnolls who then get eaten by new aliens who are then turned into giant man eating guinea pigs.

    to be continued....
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