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Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Dark Jaguar - 11th July 2003
The theme of this battle will be: pie. That is, use some pies in all your attacks, for instance:
*DJ throws a pie at lazyfatbum, then launches a nuclear missle at Canada*
Nah, let's drop the pie stipulation. Free for all! Stock 5!
First time I started the battle *gets punched to some far Earth-like moon* Dangit! Oh well, nice little moon, what with the air and all. Guess it's time to start the long walk back...
Great Rumbler: Um, DJ? You can't WALK to Earth from some other place!
DJ: Well not with THAT attitude!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 11th July 2003
I like these kinds of threads! *kicks Darunia in the shin*
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Undertow - 11th July 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar
Great Rumbler: Um, DJ? You can't WALK to Earth from some other place!
DJ: Well not with THAT attitude!
Wow! How did you know <i>that's</i> what he was thinking?
@ GR: The girl, man, whatever said pies only...respect dem rules!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Dark Jaguar - 11th July 2003
Wow, considering Darunia is a one ton rock, AND he's only an inch tall, that says you have both deadly accurate aim AND high tolerance for pain!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 11th July 2003
Quote:Originally posted by Undertow
@ GR: The girl, man, whatever said pies only...respect dem rules!
*hits Undertow with a pie*
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - EdenMaster - 11th July 2003
Pies are declared extinct.
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 11th July 2003
*kicks EdenMaster in the shin*
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - A Black Falcon - 13th July 2003
You'll be the one going extinct if you threaten the pie... because everyone knows that pie is vastly superior to its bitter rival the cake...
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Dark Jaguar - 13th July 2003
I wouldn't say that! Cake too has it's place, and indeed rocks!
Therefor, I say you have insulted my honor! I demand satisfaction! *slaps ABF in the face with an anchor*
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - A Black Falcon - 13th July 2003
No, it is my opinion that pie is just better.
Cake is good too... but i just like pie more. :)
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Dark Jaguar - 13th July 2003
uh oh!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Geno - 14th July 2003
Did you know that when I was a kid, I was scared of clowns because I always thought they would throw a pie in my face like Bozo? Yeah, anyway... *detonates an atomic pie in France, splattering dough everywhere* There, the French smell better now. :)
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Weltall - 14th July 2003
Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
No, it is my opinion that pie is just better.
Cake is good too... but i just like pie more. :)
Cheesecake will annhilate your puny pie-eating carcass! S'DEATH ON THE WIND!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Dark Jaguar - 14th July 2003
Uh oh!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - A Black Falcon - 14th July 2003
Cheesecake? I've never liked it all that much.
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 14th July 2003
Cheesecake onwz, especially with strawberries on it.
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Darunia - 14th July 2003
Mmmmm...cheesecake. That's a delicacy here on Death Mountain.
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Weltall - 14th July 2003
Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
Cheesecake? I've never liked it all that much.
LEFT WING CONSPIRACY
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 14th July 2003
It's a conspiracy by left wing radicals to replace all of our delicious cakes with pies! The pies of LIBERALISM!!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Weltall - 14th July 2003
Taxation Apple! Revisionist Rhubarb! Anti-Christ Creme! Anti-Business Blueberry! Pro-Sodomy/Pro-Saddam Strawberry! Commu-cherry! Have a socialist slice!
No thank you. Conservative Cheesecake for me! :love:
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Dark Jaguar - 14th July 2003
I love lemon marange!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 14th July 2003
Hmm...I'll take a slice of Pro-American Poundcake.
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - A Black Falcon - 14th July 2003
How about some Fundamentalist Angel Food Cake?
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Geno - 14th July 2003
I don't care if it's liberal or conservative, give me cookie cake!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 14th July 2003
Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon
How about some Fundamentalist Angel Food Cake?
How about no?
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Dark Jaguar - 14th July 2003
Guess what I found? A FAIRY!
Now then, battle commence, stop the debate!
*slams sceptre into ground causing huge column of fire to spew about and consume all for a while, then wishes for really cool robot suit thing* NOW it's on!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Weltall - 15th July 2003
Debates are like battles without weapons...
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 15th July 2003
But we do use weapons...our minds!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - alien space marine - 15th July 2003
pisses everyone off , then switches bodies with Ob1 then everyone kills him, and I run off with his Hijacked body.
Lord OB2 has come!
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - Great Rumbler - 15th July 2003
ASM accidentally switched bodies with himself and realizes that he is now dead. He then roams the Earth for three hundred years until he meets up with a hobo who befriends him and they live happily every after.
Tendo City Battle whatever edition! - alien space marine - 15th July 2003
The Hobo is infact GR or atleast his clone.
thankfully ASM is abducted and replaced with a Robot, then the aliens worship ASM and he is truly happy ever after.
Then ASM decrees that everyone homes be transformed into Aquariums and so it is done, everyone drowns but is then cloned into gold fish who are then consumed by the aliens, and are then tranformed into Naga people. Then the Naga people are turned into Giant Lobsters who are then eaten by seaguls and then the seaguls are eaten by flying fish who then become flying Naga and are then turned into Giant turtles.The Giant turtles take over the world and then envolve into giant cows and then turn into hamburgers and then infected with BSE,sars,west nile,Malaria,Hoof and mouth,HIV,the bubonic plaque and then small pocs. The meat evolves into rats and then the rats turn into Gnolls who then get eaten by new aliens who are then turned into giant man eating guinea pigs.
to be continued....