3rd June 2003, 11:29 AM
Nintendarse/ Welcome to the wheel. Now let me give you some advice; Never EVER tell ANYONE you just got a job!!!! are you insane?? Every member of your family will hit you up for cash and then act like it's expected of you to willingly pay them! And then your friends start saying things like "Well, if i'm giving you a ride to school then i'll need some gas money." or "Damn, I forgot my wallet.. can I borrow 5 bucks?" or my personal favorite "Man it's hot outside..... I need money."
Tell everyone you were fired and that you have a deadly drug habit of prescription pill-popping.
And tell them you "accidentally" or "sometimes" have episodes of pure unbridaled lust for both sexes who ask for money.
And mention you're Jewish.
Tell everyone you were fired and that you have a deadly drug habit of prescription pill-popping.
And tell them you "accidentally" or "sometimes" have episodes of pure unbridaled lust for both sexes who ask for money.
And mention you're Jewish.