9th January 2003, 11:30 PM
B *shudder*
i) Rent your asshole out as an ashtray / incense stick holder for a full 87 hours to cross-dressing hippy Gorillas with smoking problems (aka lazyfatbums)
ii) Cut off your own left testicle with a plastic knife without anaesthetics and only a severed umbilical cord to use as a tourniquet.
iii) Go down on Paulie Shore while Carrot Top tattoos smiley faces on both of your butt cheeks with a needle that was stuck inside Magic Johnson's urethra for a full minute and not cleaned.
i) Rent your asshole out as an ashtray / incense stick holder for a full 87 hours to cross-dressing hippy Gorillas with smoking problems (aka lazyfatbums)
ii) Cut off your own left testicle with a plastic knife without anaesthetics and only a severed umbilical cord to use as a tourniquet.
iii) Go down on Paulie Shore while Carrot Top tattoos smiley faces on both of your butt cheeks with a needle that was stuck inside Magic Johnson's urethra for a full minute and not cleaned.