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Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Weltall - 7th January 2003
This is a simple game. I pose two choices. You choose one. Then you make a set of choices for the next person.
Would you rather...
A. Drink raw sewage
B. Be raped by an AIDS patient
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 7th January 2003
Fun game. I choose A.
Would you rather:
A. Spend an entire day with nickdaddyg in his house playing Fusion Frenzy
B. Spend three hours with nickdaddyg in a sauna. He'd only have a towel on. *shudders*
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Dark Jaguar - 7th January 2003
C: *Punches OB1 square in the neck for offering such situations*
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 7th January 2003
Your turn. I'll assume you chose "B".
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - WhiteFleck - 7th January 2003
I think I'd pick A.
Would you rather...
A. Watch Mary-Kate and Ashley: The Life Collection, OR
B. Watch your legs be eaten off by fire ants.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 7th January 2003
A.
Which would you rather do:
A. Win a million dollars!
B. Be attacked by a pack of vicious werewolves, thus becoming a werewolf yourself... and become Marco, King of Werewolves and ruler of the Werewolf Kingdom of Arzafolof!!
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - lazyfatbum - 7th January 2003
B
A., Kill someone you love
B., Die in pain and torment and shame
C., Watch Nickdaddyg get a hard on to syndicated car-related sports shows
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - EdenMaster - 7th January 2003
B
A: Murder Shigeru Miyamoto at the next E3
B: Detonate a nuclear device in Detroit (nickdaddyg would be in town for a car show)
C: Watch lazy pose his new bikini
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Weltall - 8th January 2003
C
A: Swallow rusty nails
B: Drown in vomit
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - WhiteFleck - 8th January 2003
B.
A: Drink a pint of bull semen, OR
B: Drink three gallons of cold nacho cheese.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 8th January 2003
B.
Which would you rather do?
A. Go back in time and become a beta tester for Titus' Superman N64 game... for a whole two years, with twelve hour shifts.
B. Go back in time to 1995, and be forced to deal with those terrible, terrible N64 delays all over again.
p.s. you'll get your memory wiped before you go back in time, so you won't be able to tell people about Metroid Prime and stuff.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Weltall - 8th January 2003
B, of course, since I didn't bother with N64 early on :p
A. Have a lit 100 watt bulb shoved up your butt
B. Stick your tongue in a blender set to Puree
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Great Rumbler - 8th January 2003
B.
A. Own an Xbox
B. Own an Gamecube
C. Have a large burly man beat you to a pulp and then give you a Gamecube and Xbox.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Nick Burns - 9th January 2003
B
A. Be assimulated by the borg
B. Go on a date with nickdaddyg (the date ends with sex)
C. Win a billion dollars to watch Nickdaddyg get raped by Bill Gates and Hitler
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Sacred Jellybean - 9th January 2003
C
A. Get strapped to a chair and have your nuts hooked up to a car battery.
B. Shave off your pubic hair and attend Backstreet Boys concerts for a full year.
C. Make out with your grandfather, including heavy petting.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - WhiteFleck - 9th January 2003
Er, B.
1. Watch large beetles crawl around underneath your skin as they eat your innards, or
2. Drive nails through your body.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 9th January 2003
2.
Some of you people really scare me.
Which would you rather have:
A. A giant castle made out of cheddar cheese, which would melt in the summer.
or
B. A giant castle made out of petrified faery corpses, which wouldn't melt, but would be pretty creepy.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Dark Lord Neo - 9th January 2003
A
Would you rather kiss
A this
B or this :shake:
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Great Rumbler - 9th January 2003
Hmm...A, I guess.
A. Be the leader of Iraq.
B. Be the leader of North Korea.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 9th January 2003
B., because then I could get all of the best South Korean DVDs for free!
Would you rather..
A. Quit this game
or B. Quit this game
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - WhiteFleck - 9th January 2003
C. Quit this game!
Do you want...
A. A million dollars, OR
B. Any video game you want?
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 9th January 2003
Do you mean any video game that I can imagine or any confirmed video game?
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - nickdaddyg - 9th January 2003
A. Win a Million Dollars.
I could buy lots of videogames with that. Actually I'd buy a select few European sports cars ala Porsche, Lotus, Ferrari.
Would you rather:
A: Win a weekend trip to Florida.
B: receive the two cars that have been featured in "Cool Car of the Week" tax paid, no insurance, completely free, oh and free damage repairs
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Fittisize - 9th January 2003
B
A-Give head to a horse
B-Watch nick give head to Bill Gates (while you are forced to take Viagra and get really horny)
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - OB1 - 9th January 2003
You are a sick, sick man.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Sacred Jellybean - 9th January 2003
B *shudder*
i) Rent your asshole out as an ashtray / incense stick holder for a full 87 hours to cross-dressing hippy Gorillas with smoking problems (aka lazyfatbums)
ii) Cut off your own left testicle with a plastic knife without anaesthetics and only a severed umbilical cord to use as a tourniquet.
iii) Go down on Paulie Shore while Carrot Top tattoos smiley faces on both of your butt cheeks with a needle that was stuck inside Magic Johnson's urethra for a full minute and not cleaned.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Great Rumbler - 10th January 2003
I'll pick A since it the least of the three evils.
A. Be thrown from a plain with only an umbrella to slow you down.
B. Be forced to watch Dutch lesbian transvestite vampire porn for 72 hours straights.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Lt. Boris Grisjenko - 26th January 2003
A!
Thought I don't mind the Lesbian and vampire stuff... but the trasvestite is a real turn-off.... HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAH!
would you rather:
A: piss on you grandma's grave!
B: Get fucked by an shitfaced girl on your grandma's grave!
Damn, this is sick!
~Boris~
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Nintendarse - 29th January 2003
Well, because neither of my grandmothers are dead, I choose A.
Would you rather:
A: Get sodomized by a blue whale (17 feet long...even Weltall isn't that hung)
B: Have your ass surgically welded shut
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Weltall - 29th January 2003
Whoa, talk about your extremes...
B.
Yeah, I'm not seventeen feet long... maybe only thirteen :(
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - javapimp - 30th January 2003
Would you rather:
A) Jump out of a tree with your penis tied to a rope that is tied to one of the branches
B) Slide face first down a water slide covered in glass into a pool of lemon juice.
or
C) Have a pineapple shoved up your ass.
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Sacred Jellybean - 30th January 2003
We'll go with B.
A: Get your tongue pierced with a dull, rusty nail.
B: Get your scrotum pierced (meeting normal standards).
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Nintendarse - 1st February 2003
Well, as long as it didn't go through the precious organs, I'd say B. With AIDS and all, I wouldn't want to deal with someone using blunt, rusty nails.
A:Exist as OB1 for a day
B:Exist as nickdaddyg for a day
Yet another pointless game: Damned if you do, damned if you don't - Sacred Jellybean - 3rd February 2003
Shit... I almost didn't even want to post, because it took me so long to think this one through. All in all, though, I'll take B.
A: Sacrifice the favorite game in your entire collection (meaning, LET IT GO, SET IT FREE, BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH, and try to forget about it)
B: Sell your sister to me. *crosses fingers*