7th January 2003, 1:56 PM
Nintendo is pissing the living shit out of me. The GameCube was the first console I got close to launch (a week after I think... compared to getting a Xbox a year after launch and a PS2 last year). I couldn't even afford a fuckin game so I used BlockBuster. I was so pumped up for this machine, but lately I find myself dissapointed like hell.
When the GC was announced I was itching to get my fingers on the new Starfox game. The game turned out to be complete and utter shit. Fuckin Rare disgraced the SF name. That was my first dissapointment. I can honestly say I only have enjoyed three games so far (Prime, SSB:M, RE). All the GC is getting are these lackluster fuckin ports. This is my second dissapointment. Alot of shit has been announced this month for this GC, but when I hear about some fuckin event or something that will be special, I DEMAND that it be on the GC and not the fuckin GBA. I can't stand that damn thing. I don't own a GBA, because I refuse to pay $25-$30 for a bunch of ports or 2d games that shouldn't cost more than $10 at most. So my thrid dissapointment came yesterday when a new version of the GBA was announced. Sure Nintendo is making nice cash of the machine, but for christ's sake, how about spreading some fuckin love to the GC? Where the hell are my pics of StarFox Armada or some other unknown GC games? Wasn't last month's GBA/GC thing enough for GBA fans? I mean, give me a freakin break here...
I am not going to buy that thing. This is going to be what? The GBA's 2nd anniversary? I thought the 50+ GBA colors was enough to piss off GBA fans who had to choose from some ugly ass launch colors, but now there already is a new model out. Anyone who buys this is going to be an idiot. First off it has no earphone jack. Second off, how much do you want to bet that Nintendo will announce a new model with special abilities and a built in camera or some shit two-three years from now?
When the GC was announced I was itching to get my fingers on the new Starfox game. The game turned out to be complete and utter shit. Fuckin Rare disgraced the SF name. That was my first dissapointment. I can honestly say I only have enjoyed three games so far (Prime, SSB:M, RE). All the GC is getting are these lackluster fuckin ports. This is my second dissapointment. Alot of shit has been announced this month for this GC, but when I hear about some fuckin event or something that will be special, I DEMAND that it be on the GC and not the fuckin GBA. I can't stand that damn thing. I don't own a GBA, because I refuse to pay $25-$30 for a bunch of ports or 2d games that shouldn't cost more than $10 at most. So my thrid dissapointment came yesterday when a new version of the GBA was announced. Sure Nintendo is making nice cash of the machine, but for christ's sake, how about spreading some fuckin love to the GC? Where the hell are my pics of StarFox Armada or some other unknown GC games? Wasn't last month's GBA/GC thing enough for GBA fans? I mean, give me a freakin break here...
I am not going to buy that thing. This is going to be what? The GBA's 2nd anniversary? I thought the 50+ GBA colors was enough to piss off GBA fans who had to choose from some ugly ass launch colors, but now there already is a new model out. Anyone who buys this is going to be an idiot. First off it has no earphone jack. Second off, how much do you want to bet that Nintendo will announce a new model with special abilities and a built in camera or some shit two-three years from now?