13th July 2010, 8:43 AM
Defendant: Dark Jaguar
Charge: Being an ignorant mook, first degree
Fact 1: Everyone but me (seems) to have Windows 7.
Fact 2: I alone am stuck with Vista and want to upgrade to 7.
Fact 3: Dark Jaguar finds this unacceptable, and purports that Vista is good enough for me and there's no huge difference, and further more feels obliged to lash out at me for opening my mouth, as though personally insulted by my lack of faith in Vista.
Verdict: Guilty
Sentence: 160 years in a Goron correction facility on Io.
Charge: Being an ignorant mook, first degree
Fact 1: Everyone but me (seems) to have Windows 7.
Fact 2: I alone am stuck with Vista and want to upgrade to 7.
Fact 3: Dark Jaguar finds this unacceptable, and purports that Vista is good enough for me and there's no huge difference, and further more feels obliged to lash out at me for opening my mouth, as though personally insulted by my lack of faith in Vista.
Verdict: Guilty
Sentence: 160 years in a Goron correction facility on Io.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST