3rd June 2010, 5:50 AM
The new bond movies didn't cut it for me either, I liked Goldeneye a lot but honestly I want the oldskool back, even if its trite. I want the villains that have peculiar abnormalities and the top secret weapons and gizmos that aren't just hypothesized designed but shit that just sounds cool and could hypothetically work.
Our Navy is testing a laser cannon, no joke. It can shoot down planes, how badass would it be to have a JB film where the main villain is creating stealth and invisibility for the black market and he himself can disappear like a ghost because he spent billions of dollars in placing thin layers of plating under his skin? "The Man with No Reflection" would be a great title too because it could be talking about Bond or the villain. I mean, I just pulled that out of my ass and i'm more interested in that premise than seeing the last Bond film.
There could even be an underground of black market buyers and sellers who self-mod and create things like permanent lens mods so you can see in every spectrum, reinforced bones and spine so you can move like the bots did in Surrogates (Bruce Willis movie worth seeing), fiber-optic hair that's functional as data transfer but also just looks really fucking cool. Borg-mod underground, think of all the quips!
Villian: Give up Bond. This arm is reinforced with a material stronger than diamonds and uses micro-pneumatics which allow me to crush a man's skull with the same exertion it would take you to hold a cup of tea.
Bond: You're buying and selling humanity just to fulfill a vendetta. Obviously, it didn't help you get a grip on reality.
:FuckYou:
But I agree, its all watch Bond do a hot chick, lose the hot chick, go nuts and pew pew pew.
What about a fat man in Denmark who figures out how to send electronic code through time, so that you can effectively send an email to the past, for example. Becomes drunk with power and creates a miniature empire that threatens the world, selling the future to the highest bidder. He sends himself emails when he was growing up and makes himself a success. He could even send an email to himself when confronted with Bond so that even though he didn't set-up a trap, he just did in the past, so now it exists when it didn't before. Bond gets curious, wonders if he should send himself a message in the past to change the present, reaches moral dilemmas. If you could send a message to yourself in the past, what would you send? James Bond in, Time Waits for No Man OR Present-Tense (tense, get it? lol)
amirite?
Our Navy is testing a laser cannon, no joke. It can shoot down planes, how badass would it be to have a JB film where the main villain is creating stealth and invisibility for the black market and he himself can disappear like a ghost because he spent billions of dollars in placing thin layers of plating under his skin? "The Man with No Reflection" would be a great title too because it could be talking about Bond or the villain. I mean, I just pulled that out of my ass and i'm more interested in that premise than seeing the last Bond film.
There could even be an underground of black market buyers and sellers who self-mod and create things like permanent lens mods so you can see in every spectrum, reinforced bones and spine so you can move like the bots did in Surrogates (Bruce Willis movie worth seeing), fiber-optic hair that's functional as data transfer but also just looks really fucking cool. Borg-mod underground, think of all the quips!
Villian: Give up Bond. This arm is reinforced with a material stronger than diamonds and uses micro-pneumatics which allow me to crush a man's skull with the same exertion it would take you to hold a cup of tea.
Bond: You're buying and selling humanity just to fulfill a vendetta. Obviously, it didn't help you get a grip on reality.
:FuckYou:
But I agree, its all watch Bond do a hot chick, lose the hot chick, go nuts and pew pew pew.
What about a fat man in Denmark who figures out how to send electronic code through time, so that you can effectively send an email to the past, for example. Becomes drunk with power and creates a miniature empire that threatens the world, selling the future to the highest bidder. He sends himself emails when he was growing up and makes himself a success. He could even send an email to himself when confronted with Bond so that even though he didn't set-up a trap, he just did in the past, so now it exists when it didn't before. Bond gets curious, wonders if he should send himself a message in the past to change the present, reaches moral dilemmas. If you could send a message to yourself in the past, what would you send? James Bond in, Time Waits for No Man OR Present-Tense (tense, get it? lol)
amirite?