TC Lives

[Darunia]

I must admit that I'm surprised that this site is still here. I expected to find it defunct and long since abandoned. Since its obviously no longer a trolling ground for N64 v. PSX, what do you all do here? Just talk about whatever? Like a chatroom?

[EdenMaster]

I dunno, I haven't been around for a while either and recently have been coming back. Looks like something of a mini-renaissance is going on here.

[alien space marine]

We create threads solely for the explicit purpose of draining bandwidth.

[Darunia]

When's the last time that there was fresh blood at TC? 2001?

[alien space marine]

When's the last time that there was fresh blood at TC? 2001?

We've had newbies but they rarely stay more then a week...


DJ, ABF and Etoven (webmaster) are probably the most frequent posters aside from myself, Lazy and Ryan visit twice a week, So the place is still fairly active.

MFBC our old friend showed up a few months ago, Since we celebrated the anniversary of ONSP and that Gay Palace [ I dont quite remember the name of?].

Nice to see you again mon ami

[Weltall]

I visit every day.

And, I think the Tovenator is the most recent regular member (though I suppose Paco may qualify, even though we don't see him anymore).

[Fittisize]

I visit everyday also, and post semi-frequently. DMiller also stops by once in awhile. We've got a good amount of regulars, and possibly a few lurkers - I see OB1, for example, online once in awhile as a "currently active user." Hi, OB1!

[Darunia]

So basically what we have is a closed-community of 10 or so people....


...what ever happened to Sacred Jellybean?

[A Black Falcon]

When's the last time that there was fresh blood at TC? 2001?

Yeah, we've had the occasional new member, but they always leave... either because they get bored by how few posts there are or because someone (Lazy) scares them off. :)

Anyway, good to see you back...

...what ever happened to Sacred Jellybean?

Good question, haven't heard from him in a while. :(

Great Rumbler abandoned us without a word, but we know he's okay because he still posts on GAF...

[EdenMaster]

We should let him know there's a bit more life here now, at least for a little while.

[Sacred Jellybean]

Present. I was inactive for a while, but I've been lurking more lately.

[Darunia]

All right then. The gang's all here. Who want's to cut the cake?

[Geno]

I actually joined in 2003. I'm a pseudo-regular, I guess.

I'll cut the cake!

[Waltell]

Mag-fucking-nificent. Darunia's hosting an all-inclusive homosexual hug-a-thon. Quick, someone invite me so I can tell you where to stick your fucking invitation.

[Darunia]

Mag-fucking-nificent. Darunia's hosting an all-inclusive homosexual hug-a-thon.

You deduced THAT...

Who want's to cut the cake?

...from THAT?

You must have had some spooky birthday parties growing up, young Sir.

[Weltall]

. . .

[Darunia]

May I inquire why you are posting under two aliases?

[alien space marine]

May I inquire why you are posting under two aliases?

Waltell is lazy fat bum

[Waltell]

You know what they say about assuming?

They say that only fat, ugly retards do it. Probably because their continued virginity makes them anxious. And stupid.

[alien space marine]

You know what they say about assuming?

They say that only fat, ugly retards do it. Probably because their continued virginity makes them anxious. And stupid.

I am getting my ugly retarded man tits massaged while I am doin your mom!!

How about that sonny??!!

[Darunia]

Hey Lazy
Don't let me down
Take a sad song
And make it better
Remember
To let them under your skin
Then you begin
To make it better
...better...
...bettter...
...better...
...bettter...
...better...
...bettter...


RAAH


Naaaaa anaaa na ananananaaaaaaaaaa
nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hey Lazy

Naaaaa anaaa na ananananaaaaaaaaaa
nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Na na na na naaaaaa

Hey Lazy
Hey laz-laz-laz laz laz laz l az lyyy

nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Na na na na naaaaaa

nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Na na na na naaaaaa


Hey Lazy

[Geno]

...

[Waltell]

I am getting my ugly retarded man tits massaged while I am doin your mom!!

How about that sonny??!!

The only way you'd ever want to have sex with my mother is if we were biological brothers, you french piece of shit.

[Darunia]

Cet homme-la, je crois qu'il n'est pas un francais.

[alien space marine]

Cet homme-la, je crois qu'il n'est pas un francais.

Think what you will

[Dark Jaguar]

Darunia! Sorry didn't see you there, get it? Because you're a tiny tiny man?

[Darunia]

Tiny...? TINY? Haven't you PLAYED Ocarina of Time? I'm a colossal Goron! I dwarf you mere mortals! You...you.... the arrogance! The audacity!

[etoven]

Tiny...? TINY? Haven't you PLAYED Ocarina of Time? I'm a colossal Goron! I dwarf you mere mortals! You...you.... the arrogance! The audacity!

Herrump Hoverdashary!!

[Waltell]

1:1 scale, fuckers.

[Weltall]

*ahem*

[EdenMaster]

No, I definitely recall our Darunia being exactly one inch tall and weighing exactly one ton.

[Darunia]

*Goron troops smash into the building where EM, Lazy and Weltall are all sharing a good laugh at Darunia's expense. The three of them turn, astonished."

GORON COLONEL: That's them. Take them!

*Some time later in Darunia's fortress, the great Darunia stands tall, towering over his three prisoners.*

DARUNIA: So... you think I am one inch tall, eh?

LAZY: Yes! Bwahah! One inch! Bwahah! Tee-hee ho-ho!

*Darunia fires a 380 ACP shell into Lazy's forehead via his Walther PPK-S.*

WELTALL: You killed him! You killed Lazy!

Darunia: Yup. Now then, look upon me, and know me--how tall am I?

WELTALL: Tall, oh Tall-One! Very tall!

Darunia: You may return to your hovel.


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[Weltall]

. . .

[Darunia]

My old Darunia's Fortress logo!! Haha wow... the memories are incapacitating. The rest of that junk I disavow, though.

[lazyfatbum]

haha why did they make Darunia look like Cloud from FF7 and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

[Dark Jaguar]

I see Barrett up there but no Cloud.

Darunia: I shall slay you all! I have a fleet of 100 Borg controlled gold plated Death Stars orbitting this planet and a ground support of 10,000 Vulcan Jedi!

DJ: Those are styrofoam cups and... smaller bits torn from other styrofoam cups... Are those tiny Christmas lights shoved in them?

[Dark Jaguar]

Oooh! Give those vulcan jedi green lantern rings junctioned with magicite!

[Geno]

Wait'll you see one of my techniques! GENO FLASH! *removes all articles of clothing (i.e. a hat, a cape, and boots) and runs around TC in the nude* I've got wood! Get it? I'm a puppet!

[Bahamut]

This is my technique.



It always pays dividends.

[alien space marine]

This is my technique.



It always pays dividends.

Antonio Banderas playing Dracula?

[Darunia]

Darunia: I shall slay you all! I have a fleet of 100 Borg controlled gold plated Death Stars orbitting this planet and a ground support of 10,000 Vulcan Jedi!

DJ: Those are styrofoam cups and... smaller bits torn from other styrofoam cups... Are those tiny Christmas lights shoved in them?

Wrong, wrong, WRONG! It's a fleet of 122 Imperial Star Destroyers! Equipped with full complements of AT-ATs and shocktroops... my Jedi contingents haven't arrived yet (they're busy suppressing resistance on another internet forum.)


*An arsenal of Goron-serving forces of all shapes and sizes descend upon TC and find DJ standing naked beneath a waterfall. He stands up and mocks them.*

DJ: Styrofoam! All of you! You're all syrofoam!

GORON CAPTAIN: (Nods) Destroy that.

*A great cacaphany as the awesome firepower of the armada obliterates the area where DJ was standing.*

GORON CAPTAIN: These TC'ers are so inept. They mock the firepower of Darunia. When will they learn to such insolence will not be tolerated?

GORON COMMANDER: He was right about one thing though, Sir.

G. CAPTAIN: Hmm?

GORON COMMANDER: We do have lots of Christmas lights up for the middle of February.

G. CAPTAIN: That's different. We just enjoy a colorful, fun ambiance while conquering the universe.

G. COMMANDER: *Nods*

[Bahamut]

Firepower?

Goron Firepower is feared by the inside of the toilet bowl after Burrito Night, but that's the extent of my awareness.

[Darunia]

True, but that's only one kind of Goron firepower. The two must not be confused... (though both are lethal is used for evil.) A goron in general knows to use his innate firepower for defense, never attack. Unless he feels like it.

[lazyfatbum]

I see Barrett up there but no Cloud

Cloud is a character from Final Fantasy, he has a gun on his arm and he's black. None of that has to do with any hats or beret or headgear.

[Geno]

GORON COMMANDER: We do have lots of Christmas lights up for the middle of February.

It's the beginning of March. :colbert:

Cloud is a character from Final Fantasy, he has a gun on his arm and he's black. None of that has to do with any hats or beret or headgear.

Cloud:


Barret:

[Weltall]

It's the beginning of March. :colbert:

I think it should be obvious by now that our resident inch-tall megalomaniac does not lower himself to using the Gregorian Calendar.

Today is February 11, 25 A.D. (after Darunia).

[Geno]

After Darunia? Alas, we have not yet reached the post-Darunian era.

[Weltall]

Well, he's been alive for 25 years . . .

[Geno]

I thought you meant after his death.

[Weltall]

I used the Gregorian calendar as a precedent. A.D. began with Christ's birth. Until they found out the calculations were wrong, so Jesus was born four years before his birth.