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TC Lives - Darunia - 26th February 2010
I must admit that I'm surprised that this site is still here. I expected to find it defunct and long since abandoned. Since its obviously no longer a trolling ground for N64 v. PSX, what do you all do here? Just talk about whatever? Like a chatroom?
TC Lives - EdenMaster - 26th February 2010
I dunno, I haven't been around for a while either and recently have been coming back. Looks like something of a mini-renaissance is going on here.
TC Lives - alien space marine - 26th February 2010
We create threads solely for the explicit purpose of draining bandwidth.
TC Lives - Darunia - 26th February 2010
When's the last time that there was fresh blood at TC? 2001?
TC Lives - alien space marine - 26th February 2010
Darunia Wrote:When's the last time that there was fresh blood at TC? 2001?
We've had newbies but they rarely stay more then a week...
DJ, ABF and Etoven (webmaster) are probably the most frequent posters aside from myself, Lazy and Ryan visit twice a week, So the place is still fairly active.
MFBC our old friend showed up a few months ago, Since we celebrated the anniversary of ONSP and that Gay Palace [ I dont quite remember the name of?].
Nice to see you again mon ami
TC Lives - Weltall - 26th February 2010
I visit every day.
And, I think the Tovenator is the most recent regular member (though I suppose Paco may qualify, even though we don't see him anymore).
TC Lives - Fittisize - 26th February 2010
I visit everyday also, and post semi-frequently. DMiller also stops by once in awhile. We've got a good amount of regulars, and possibly a few lurkers - I see OB1, for example, online once in awhile as a "currently active user." Hi, OB1!
TC Lives - Darunia - 26th February 2010
So basically what we have is a closed-community of 10 or so people....
...what ever happened to Sacred Jellybean?
TC Lives - A Black Falcon - 26th February 2010
Darunia Wrote:When's the last time that there was fresh blood at TC? 2001?
Yeah, we've had the occasional new member, but they always leave... either because they get bored by how few posts there are or because someone (Lazy) scares them off. :)
Anyway, good to see you back...
Quote:...what ever happened to Sacred Jellybean?
Good question, haven't heard from him in a while. :(
Great Rumbler abandoned us without a word, but we know he's okay because he still posts on GAF...
TC Lives - EdenMaster - 26th February 2010
We should let him know there's a bit more life here now, at least for a little while.
TC Lives - Sacred Jellybean - 26th February 2010
Present. I was inactive for a while, but I've been lurking more lately.
TC Lives - Darunia - 27th February 2010
All right then. The gang's all here. Who want's to cut the cake?
TC Lives - Geno - 27th February 2010
I actually joined in 2003. I'm a pseudo-regular, I guess.
I'll cut the cake!
TC Lives - Waltell - 27th February 2010
Mag-fucking-nificent. Darunia's hosting an all-inclusive homosexual hug-a-thon. Quick, someone invite me so I can tell you where to stick your fucking invitation.
TC Lives - Darunia - 27th February 2010
Quote:Mag-fucking-nificent. Darunia's hosting an all-inclusive homosexual hug-a-thon.
You deduced THAT...
Quote: Who want's to cut the cake?
...from THAT?
You must have had some spooky birthday parties growing up, young Sir.
TC Lives - Weltall - 27th February 2010
. . .
![[Image: PBF069-Not_Today_Little_One.jpg]](http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF069-Not_Today_Little_One.jpg)
TC Lives - Darunia - 27th February 2010
May I inquire why you are posting under two aliases?
TC Lives - alien space marine - 27th February 2010
Darunia Wrote:May I inquire why you are posting under two aliases?
Waltell is lazy fat bum
TC Lives - Waltell - 27th February 2010
You know what they say about assuming?
They say that only fat, ugly retards do it. Probably because their continued virginity makes them anxious. And stupid.
TC Lives - alien space marine - 27th February 2010
Waltell Wrote:You know what they say about assuming?
They say that only fat, ugly retards do it. Probably because their continued virginity makes them anxious. And stupid.
I am getting my ugly retarded man tits massaged while I am doin your mom!!
How about that sonny??!!
TC Lives - Darunia - 27th February 2010
Hey Lazy
Don't let me down
Take a sad song
And make it better
Remember
To let them under your skin
Then you begin
To make it better
...better...
...bettter...
...better...
...bettter...
...better...
...bettter...
RAAH
Naaaaa anaaa na ananananaaaaaaaaaa
nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey Lazy
Naaaaa anaaa na ananananaaaaaaaaaa
nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Na na na na naaaaaa
Hey Lazy
Hey laz-laz-laz laz laz laz l az lyyy
nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Na na na na naaaaaa
nananannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Na na na na naaaaaa
Hey Lazy
TC Lives - Geno - 27th February 2010
...
TC Lives - Waltell - 28th February 2010
alien space marine Wrote:I am getting my ugly retarded man tits massaged while I am doin your mom!!
How about that sonny??!!
The only way you'd ever want to have sex with my mother is if we were biological brothers, you french piece of shit.
TC Lives - Darunia - 28th February 2010
Cet homme-la, je crois qu'il n'est pas un francais.
TC Lives - alien space marine - 28th February 2010
Darunia Wrote:Cet homme-la, je crois qu'il n'est pas un francais.
Think what you will
TC Lives - Dark Jaguar - 28th February 2010
Darunia! Sorry didn't see you there, get it? Because you're a tiny tiny man?
TC Lives - Darunia - 28th February 2010
Tiny...? TINY? Haven't you PLAYED Ocarina of Time? I'm a colossal Goron! I dwarf you mere mortals! You...you.... the arrogance! The audacity!
TC Lives - etoven - 28th February 2010
Darunia Wrote:Tiny...? TINY? Haven't you PLAYED Ocarina of Time? I'm a colossal Goron! I dwarf you mere mortals! You...you.... the arrogance! The audacity!Herrump Hoverdashary!!
TC Lives - Waltell - 28th February 2010
![[Image: 130px-Darunia_Artwork.png]](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/thumb/8/8e/Darunia_Artwork.png/130px-Darunia_Artwork.png)
1:1 scale, fuckers.
TC Lives - Weltall - 28th February 2010
*ahem*
TC Lives - EdenMaster - 28th February 2010
No, I definitely recall our Darunia being exactly one inch tall and weighing exactly one ton.
TC Lives - Darunia - 28th February 2010
*Goron troops smash into the building where EM, Lazy and Weltall are all sharing a good laugh at Darunia's expense. The three of them turn, astonished."
GORON COLONEL: That's them. Take them!
*Some time later in Darunia's fortress, the great Darunia stands tall, towering over his three prisoners.*
DARUNIA: So... you think I am one inch tall, eh?
LAZY: Yes! Bwahah! One inch! Bwahah! Tee-hee ho-ho!
*Darunia fires a 380 ACP shell into Lazy's forehead via his Walther PPK-S.*
WELTALL: You killed him! You killed Lazy!
Darunia: Yup. Now then, look upon me, and know me--how tall am I?
WELTALL: Tall, oh Tall-One! Very tall!
Darunia: You may return to your hovel.
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TC Lives - Weltall - 28th February 2010
. . .
TC Lives - Darunia - 28th February 2010
My old Darunia's Fortress logo!! Haha wow... the memories are incapacitating. The rest of that junk I disavow, though.
TC Lives - lazyfatbum - 1st March 2010
haha why did they make Darunia look like Cloud from FF7 and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
TC Lives - Dark Jaguar - 1st March 2010
I see Barrett up there but no Cloud.
Darunia: I shall slay you all! I have a fleet of 100 Borg controlled gold plated Death Stars orbitting this planet and a ground support of 10,000 Vulcan Jedi!
DJ: Those are styrofoam cups and... smaller bits torn from other styrofoam cups... Are those tiny Christmas lights shoved in them?
TC Lives - Dark Jaguar - 1st March 2010
Oooh! Give those vulcan jedi green lantern rings junctioned with magicite!
TC Lives - Geno - 1st March 2010
Wait'll you see one of my techniques! GENO FLASH! *removes all articles of clothing (i.e. a hat, a cape, and boots) and runs around TC in the nude* I've got wood! Get it? I'm a puppet!
TC Lives - Bahamut - 1st March 2010
This is my technique.
![[Image: image001-788302.gif]](http://www.advicesisters.net/uploaded_images/image001-788302.gif)
It always pays dividends.
TC Lives - alien space marine - 1st March 2010
Bahamut Wrote:This is my technique.
It always pays dividends.
Antonio Banderas playing Dracula?
TC Lives - Darunia - 1st March 2010
Quote:Darunia: I shall slay you all! I have a fleet of 100 Borg controlled gold plated Death Stars orbitting this planet and a ground support of 10,000 Vulcan Jedi!
DJ: Those are styrofoam cups and... smaller bits torn from other styrofoam cups... Are those tiny Christmas lights shoved in them?
Wrong, wrong, WRONG! It's a fleet of 122 Imperial Star Destroyers! Equipped with full complements of AT-ATs and shocktroops... my Jedi contingents haven't arrived yet (they're busy suppressing resistance on another internet forum.)
*An arsenal of Goron-serving forces of all shapes and sizes descend upon TC and find DJ standing naked beneath a waterfall. He stands up and mocks them.*
DJ: Styrofoam! All of you! You're all syrofoam!
GORON CAPTAIN: (Nods) Destroy that.
*A great cacaphany as the awesome firepower of the armada obliterates the area where DJ was standing.*
GORON CAPTAIN: These TC'ers are so inept. They mock the firepower of Darunia. When will they learn to such insolence will not be tolerated?
GORON COMMANDER: He was right about one thing though, Sir.
G. CAPTAIN: Hmm?
GORON COMMANDER: We do have lots of Christmas lights up for the middle of February.
G. CAPTAIN: That's different. We just enjoy a colorful, fun ambiance while conquering the universe.
G. COMMANDER: *Nods*
TC Lives - Bahamut - 1st March 2010
Firepower?
Goron Firepower is feared by the inside of the toilet bowl after Burrito Night, but that's the extent of my awareness.
TC Lives - Darunia - 1st March 2010
True, but that's only one kind of Goron firepower. The two must not be confused... (though both are lethal is used for evil.) A goron in general knows to use his innate firepower for defense, never attack. Unless he feels like it.
TC Lives - lazyfatbum - 2nd March 2010
Dark Jaguar Wrote:I see Barrett up there but no Cloud
Cloud is a character from Final Fantasy, he has a gun on his arm and he's black. None of that has to do with any hats or beret or headgear.
TC Lives - Geno - 2nd March 2010
Darunia Wrote:GORON COMMANDER: We do have lots of Christmas lights up for the middle of February.It's the beginning of March. :colbert:
lazyfatbum Wrote:Cloud is a character from Final Fantasy, he has a gun on his arm and he's black. None of that has to do with any hats or beret or headgear.Cloud:
![[Image: Cloud.png]](http://du9.org/IMG/png/Cloud.png)
Barret:
![[Image: Ff7-barret.png]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Ff7-barret.png)
TC Lives - Weltall - 2nd March 2010
Geno Wrote:It's the beginning of March. :colbert:
I think it should be obvious by now that our resident inch-tall megalomaniac does not lower himself to using the Gregorian Calendar.
Today is February 11, 25 A.D. (after Darunia).
TC Lives - Geno - 2nd March 2010
After Darunia? Alas, we have not yet reached the post-Darunian era.
TC Lives - Weltall - 2nd March 2010
Well, he's been alive for 25 years . . .
TC Lives - Geno - 2nd March 2010
I thought you meant after his death.
TC Lives - Weltall - 3rd March 2010
I used the Gregorian calendar as a precedent. A.D. began with Christ's birth. Until they found out the calculations were wrong, so Jesus was born four years before his birth.