12th December 2007, 12:24 AM
alien space marine Wrote:Leonard Nemoy ; Mr Spock would make a great presidentWell he's Jewish, he could fix our economy, using his finely tuned Jew money grobing skills. Then he could beam Bush into space, and make Kirk his second in command.
"Commander, the president's fersnitsa, and we've run out of lamb, and Kirk banged all the interns! ALL OF THEM!!! There isn't enough damage control on the planet to fix this."
"Deploy our stop gap solution... Release the Richard Simmons robots and program them to eat all the rednecks baby's."
"Then blow your own brains out..."
"Why, sir..."
"That's official government policy, and therefore classified"
"I'm a felon sir."
"Good it should be easy to get a gun then, and blowing brains out should be second nature."
"But sir....."
"Follow my orders or scrub Arnold's nut sack."
"Well in that case, I own, five hand guns, and I'll be dead by morning..."