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What if you could elect - alien space marine - 6th December 2007
A celebrity or super nerd like Bill Nye to be president or Prime ministry; Who would you pick? What would be the weirdest candidate? Mr Rogers? Mr dress up in Canada *RIP*
Imagine Steven Hawkins being president and having speeches done with a electronic voice; You would have a totally disabled handicapped man as your leader.
Then again Arnold did get elected in California so its not so far fetched.
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Steve would be breaking ground if he did run
What if you could elect - Dark Jaguar - 6th December 2007
He's not totally disabled. As you just said he can talk. Besides what exactly does a president need two legs for anyway?
I personally think that our next president should have at least some scientific training. More and more they seem to be less and less educated on that stuff, and worse, are PROUD of it.
What if you could elect - Great Rumbler - 6th December 2007
Quote:He's not totally disabled.
Well, he can move his fingers a bit.
Quote:As you just said he can talk.
With the aid of computer...
Not that he could be President of the US anyway, seeing as he was born in England.
What if you could elect - A Black Falcon - 6th December 2007
Prime Minister of England, then?
What if you could elect - alien space marine - 6th December 2007
Leonard Nemoy ; Mr Spock would make a great president
What if you could elect - Dark Jaguar - 7th December 2007
You're right, we can't have him as president. As he was born in englad it's clear his only motives would be to subvertly turn our entire country over to those blasted red coats!
What if you could elect - N-Man - 7th December 2007
Arnold should be President. He's doing some great stuff. I share his views on a bunch of topics, including environment and the economy.
What if you could elect - alien space marine - 7th December 2007
N-Man Wrote:Arnold should be President. He's doing some great stuff. I share his views on a bunch of topics, including environment and the economy.
I heard that he was the anti Christ sent to bring about judgment day.
Hell Id still vote for him anyhow *if I could*
Beastinator
What if you could elect - Great Rumbler - 8th December 2007
Arnold can't be President either. He was born in a country that isn't the United States.
What if you could elect - etoven - 12th December 2007
alien space marine Wrote:Leonard Nemoy ; Mr Spock would make a great presidentWell he's Jewish, he could fix our economy, using his finely tuned Jew money grobing skills. Then he could beam Bush into space, and make Kirk his second in command.
"Commander, the president's fersnitsa, and we've run out of lamb, and Kirk banged all the interns! ALL OF THEM!!! There isn't enough damage control on the planet to fix this."
"Deploy our stop gap solution... Release the Richard Simmons robots and program them to eat all the rednecks baby's."
"Then blow your own brains out..."
"Why, sir..."
"That's official government policy, and therefore classified"
"I'm a felon sir."
"Good it should be easy to get a gun then, and blowing brains out should be second nature."
"But sir....."
"Follow my orders or scrub Arnold's nut sack."
"Well in that case, I own, five hand guns, and I'll be dead by morning..."
What if you could elect - Dark Jaguar - 17th December 2007
This guy should be president. He can bend spoons!
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What if you could elect - nickdaddyg - 13th January 2008
We need Arnold as President.
What if you could elect - lazyfatbum - 14th January 2008
oh god.
We interrupt this broadcast for an important message from the President of these United States.
Arnold: ma felluw omerikans
*from space, a sigh is heard across the country*
Arnold: Treez ar impotent.Treez ar pepol tu, pepol who kill treez ar not pepol, I haf tu sit at my desk and speak tu yuo, it's made of WOOD, wood comez frum pepol who KILL TREEZ, I WONT TAKE IT AUNYMOR, TU MANY TREEZ HAS DIED, IF ANYONE TU KILL A TREE I WILL USE THIS CHAIN SAUW AND I WILL CUT THEIR GUD DAMN LEGS OFF *starts chainsaw* AUWWAGH AUHGAWAH!!!!!!!!! *cuts through desk* AUGHWU HGAHUWA!!!!!!!
*another chain saw is heard, it slices through the door revealing a deep red light and fog effects as a figure enters swinging a chainsaw above his head*
Buzzsaw: AUGHWAUGH HHUWGWAU!!!!!!!!!!!
Arnold: AUUGHUA RRAAAAAAAAA? UHAGUUW!!!!!!!!!!
Arnold and Buzzsaw: UAAUGWUG AWGHAUWA!!!!!!!!
*Lou Ferigno falls from the ceiling*
Lou Ferigno, Arnold and Buzzsaw: AUGHWAUHGUA!!!!!!!!
*the entire time, Dolf Lundgrin was the camera man*
Dolf: AUGHUWAHG!!!!!!!!!!! *throws pedestal camera B through the window*
Arnold: *points at where window was* AUGHAUWAUA!!!!!!!
*phone rings*
Lou: Hallo?
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: Is dis tha President?
Lou: Noh, I get him.
Arnold: Hallo.
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: AAUGHWAUGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arnold: AAUUGHWUAGGHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *points to a picture of a tree, then to where window used to be, then to Dolf*
Dolf: *shrugs* AUWUAGGHA!!!!!!!!
*Sylvester Stallone walks in casually*
Stallone: Aughua?
Buzzsaw: AAAUGHUWAGUA!!!!!!!!! *cuts Stallone in half*
*5 seconds of silence*
Lou: I think he has split personality!
Buzzsaw: He's half the man he used to be!
Dolf: No sense going to pieces!
Arnold: He had to split!
*phone rings*
Arnold: Hallo.
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: Did ju throw him out of window or cut him in two
Arnold: Secund one.
Jeane Claude Van Dam: horizontul or verticul
Arnold: Horizontul.
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: He has split personality!
Arnold: Lou got it.
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: Damn. Does anyone haf a lightur
Arnold: Do anybody haf a lightur??
Dolf: Ja
Arnold: Ja okay, Dolf has lightur.
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: Ok, put fone down, light him on fire
Arnold: Dolf?
Jeane-Vlaude Van Dam: Noh, Stallone.
*Arnold puts phone down, walks over to the body, lights Stallone's body on fire then comes back to the phone*
Arnold: Ok. Stallone's body is on fire now.
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: He's Half-Baked.
Arnold: That took a lot of wurk.
Jeane-Claude Van Dam: Ja. :(
Buzzsaw: Way to kill the moment, Claude.
Lou: You should have reached for "pants must be on sale because they half-off".
Arnold: lol...
Dolf: Direct-to-Video Van Dam.
Arnold: He hang up, I think he wuz really upset....
Lou: Aww! this makes me want to eat a whole thing of Hagen Daaz! :crap:
Arnold: hey Are we still recor *blip*
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