20th April 2003, 7:43 AM
*Gorstoppo smash into ASM's house later that night. Find him masturbating to pictures of Darunia; they castrate him with gardening shears, and then hang him from the rafters upside down.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST