19th April 2003, 7:26 AM
*The Goron-Canadian war is set aside, as Tendo City is terrorized by the elevator weasles. Gorons build barricades at the Goron-TC Embassy; Gorstoppo Elite Special Commandos parachute into the besieged city. The vicious weasels rule the city, as everyone's afraid to go outside*
*Darunia calls for organized war against the weasels; Canada wants more proof of their intentions, or UN permission, before lifting a finger*
*Weasels defenestrate Neo; take over his house as their own*
*Darunia calls for organized war against the weasels; Canada wants more proof of their intentions, or UN permission, before lifting a finger*
*Weasels defenestrate Neo; take over his house as their own*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST