13th April 2003, 2:19 PM
*Dark Lord Neo tries to sound cool by slandering the American president; a stereotypical ploy of all foreigners jealous of American hegemony*
*Great Rumbler stellar navy captures ASM trying to flee and interns him. Next day, ASM formally abdicates war. All efforts turn to DLN.*
*Dark Lord Neo still refuses to take the role of Russian Tsar. Procedes to capture China and India; but no one seems to care. 450,000 Goron Troops land at Port Arthur on the Russian Atlantic coast; are accompanied by 220,000 Weltall troops and extensive Great Rumbler naval support. DLN tries to mobilize the Russian army, but they're all drunk and only three soldiers report as ordered. The Coalition marches on Moscow; drives DLN into hiding.*
*Great Rumbler stellar navy captures ASM trying to flee and interns him. Next day, ASM formally abdicates war. All efforts turn to DLN.*
*Dark Lord Neo still refuses to take the role of Russian Tsar. Procedes to capture China and India; but no one seems to care. 450,000 Goron Troops land at Port Arthur on the Russian Atlantic coast; are accompanied by 220,000 Weltall troops and extensive Great Rumbler naval support. DLN tries to mobilize the Russian army, but they're all drunk and only three soldiers report as ordered. The Coalition marches on Moscow; drives DLN into hiding.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST