13th May 2006, 7:19 PM
Great Rumbler Wrote:OB1 moved to New York City where he struck it big with his performance peice "I am Smarter Than You". He never married, choosing instead to find romance in a series of one-night stands at a Vegas hotel. The last of which ended in his death by a man believed to be Darunia's half-brother. OB1's body was stolen from the morgue and never seen again.
A Black Falcon became a successful Broadway actor, although he was never able to break out in the stand-up circuit, as was his true dream. He starred in several major plays, but was struck down by a rare disease just as his career was nearing stardom. The disease left him paralyzed in his left leg. After that he took up writing and his semi-autobiographical novel "Why Can't I Understand Humor?" became an overnight success and won A Black Falcon instant fame across the country. Three years later he was found stabbed to death in his Chicago apartment. Fingerprints at the scene identified the culprit as famous circus clown Wonko the Somewhat Silly. To this day, Wonko has not been caught.
Oh my god, those made me laugh so damn hard...thank you!
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.