22nd December 2006, 8:32 AM
You're obviously jealous over the fact that I had relations with your father. That's what my Honda Civic 2 door told me right before I wiped my semen off of your mom with your baby pictures.
btw in point of fact when I was a toddler my penis was over 37 feet in length and could be seen from low-orbit and was used in the 1986 remake of King Kong as Kong's infant for which I recieved two Academy Awards for Best Penis.
Open your mind, Quaid. Start the reactor; your mom tastes like salty oranges.
btw in point of fact when I was a toddler my penis was over 37 feet in length and could be seen from low-orbit and was used in the 1986 remake of King Kong as Kong's infant for which I recieved two Academy Awards for Best Penis.
Open your mind, Quaid. Start the reactor; your mom tastes like salty oranges.