29th January 2006, 5:26 PM
Chuck Norris once cured an old man of his blindess. Too bad all he ever saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris once walked down a city street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Aggh it's just like that Vin Diesel shit from a few months back. Chuck Norris obsession is the current internet fad I think...
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris once walked down a city street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Aggh it's just like that Vin Diesel shit from a few months back. Chuck Norris obsession is the current internet fad I think...