10th January 2006, 11:40 PM
I'd love to see the Planter's Peanut guy say "Cheese it, my nuts cum in huge cans, and they even put honey on them! I dig that! I dont like the roasting process though.... but dont let that stop you from popping one of my delicious nuts in your mouth! ... whore."
*at the bottom in a very small font*
PLANTER'S PEANUTS ARE NO AFFILIATED WITH CHEESE-IT BRAND SNACK FOODS NOR THE NABISCO CORPORATION AND ITS AFFILIATES I HATE YOU JENNIFER I SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER TWICE AND THE SECOND TIME WAS JUST TO HURT YOU MORE
*female vocal group*
"Planter's Peanuts, so good and great, they'll make everyday snacking feel like getting laid............. except you're not......... whore."
And then show a montage of still images from the vietnam and korean wars such as children covered in napalm and that one dude who gets shot in the head while circus music plays.
THAT... would make me buy expensive peanuts.
*at the bottom in a very small font*
PLANTER'S PEANUTS ARE NO AFFILIATED WITH CHEESE-IT BRAND SNACK FOODS NOR THE NABISCO CORPORATION AND ITS AFFILIATES I HATE YOU JENNIFER I SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER TWICE AND THE SECOND TIME WAS JUST TO HURT YOU MORE
*female vocal group*
"Planter's Peanuts, so good and great, they'll make everyday snacking feel like getting laid............. except you're not......... whore."
And then show a montage of still images from the vietnam and korean wars such as children covered in napalm and that one dude who gets shot in the head while circus music plays.
THAT... would make me buy expensive peanuts.