Yeah, it's my birthday today

[Great Rumbler]

Apparently, no one remembered, even though I did get a birthday email from the site's automated mailing system, so...yeah...birthday.

[EdenMaster]

My apologies! :(

I would have posted sooner had I known. I've been at work and this is the first time I've logged on to TC.

Happy birthday!

[The Former DMiller]

You didn't give us time. We were planning a big surprise party at 11:59, but now you ruined it. Or, we could act like this is a sitcom and you can mope that everyone forgot your birthday. Depressed, you decide to go out and you get in trouble with the law. After bailing you out of jail you get brought to TC where we all yell "Surprise!" Yeah, so happy birthday!

[Great Rumbler]

That's something at least!

[lazyfatbum]

Happy happy birthday!
Your ass we must mo-lest!
Happy happy birthday!
Great Rumbler is the best!

You're getting really old now!
Look at all that dust!
We hope that now you're happy
Now that we made a fuss!

*lights dim*

UGHHHH, OOOOH, YEAH

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAL and SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!!

Look at my flower
Watchin it grow
Givin it water
Protectin it....
FROM THE SNOW
I'M LOOKIN AT MY FLOWER!

Snoop Dogg: Another year, another day, to father time you gotta pay, one - more - time - every year on this day

Backup singers: OOOOHHHH NIGGA ITS YO BIRTHDAY MAKE A WISH AND BLOW ME

Snoop Dogg: Gettin wiser, pluckin greys

Seal: SSSSSSHAVE IT OFF

Snoop Dogg: Gettin older every day

Seal: HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR ACNE

Snoop Dogg: Mm, osteo porosis makin it hard

Seal: GOTTA PEE IN SPURTS, SOMETIMES IN THE YARD

Snoop Dogg: fuckin osteo porosis

Seal: MAKES IT HARD

Snopp Dogg: Yeah, but not - where - I - NEEEEEED IT!

Back up singers: DICK - LIMP, COCK- SHRIMP, YA STARTIN TO MAKE, ALL THE HOT CHICKS PUKE

seal: They pukin

Spoon Dogg: Upchuckin

Seal: throwin up

Snoop Dogg: regurgitatin

Snoop dogg and seal: Cuz they saw your wrinkly ass (It looks like melted wax!) WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BUTT DOIN?

Back up singers: ASS FALLIN

Snoop dogg and seal: WHERE DID... MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS GO?

Back up singers: ON THE FLOOOOOOOR

Snoop Dogg: *slaps cheeks like in Home Alone* ....OH NOOOOOO!!!

*close up on Seal, he's crying*

Look at my flower......

watchin it grow..............

trying to protect it..............

*whispers*

.....from the snow........

*on a large monitor, Morgan Freedman looks in to a mirror and smiles, eyes full of tears, fade to black*

Happy vaginal passing day Grumbler.

[Great Rumbler]

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