Yeah, it's my birthday today - Printable Version +- Tendo City (https://www.tendocity.net) +-- Forum: Tendo City: Metropolitan District (https://www.tendocity.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=4) +--- Forum: Ramble City (https://www.tendocity.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=44) +--- Thread: Yeah, it's my birthday today (/showthread.php?tid=3401)

Yeah, it's my birthday today - Great Rumbler - 16th December 2005 Apparently, no one remembered, even though I did get a birthday email from the site's automated mailing system, so...yeah...birthday. Yeah, it's my birthday today - EdenMaster - 16th December 2005 My apologies! :( I would have posted sooner had I known. I've been at work and this is the first time I've logged on to TC. Happy birthday! Yeah, it's my birthday today - The Former DMiller - 16th December 2005 You didn't give us time. We were planning a big surprise party at 11:59, but now you ruined it. Or, we could act like this is a sitcom and you can mope that everyone forgot your birthday. Depressed, you decide to go out and you get in trouble with the law. After bailing you out of jail you get brought to TC where we all yell "Surprise!" Yeah, so happy birthday! Yeah, it's my birthday today - Great Rumbler - 17th December 2005 That's something at least! Yeah, it's my birthday today - lazyfatbum - 17th December 2005 Happy happy birthday! Your ass we must mo-lest! Happy happy birthday! Great Rumbler is the best! You're getting really old now! Look at all that dust! We hope that now you're happy Now that we made a fuss! *lights dim* UGHHHH, OOOOH, YEAH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SEAL and SNOOP DOGG!!!!!!! Look at my flower Watchin it grow Givin it water Protectin it.... FROM THE SNOW I'M LOOKIN AT MY FLOWER! Snoop Dogg: Another year, another day, to father time you gotta pay, one - more - time - every year on this day Backup singers: OOOOHHHH NIGGA ITS YO BIRTHDAY MAKE A WISH AND BLOW ME Snoop Dogg: Gettin wiser, pluckin greys Seal: SSSSSSHAVE IT OFF Snoop Dogg: Gettin older every day Seal: HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR ACNE Snoop Dogg: Mm, osteo porosis makin it hard Seal: GOTTA PEE IN SPURTS, SOMETIMES IN THE YARD Snoop Dogg: fuckin osteo porosis Seal: MAKES IT HARD Snopp Dogg: Yeah, but not - where - I - NEEEEEED IT! Back up singers: DICK - LIMP, COCK- SHRIMP, YA STARTIN TO MAKE, ALL THE HOT CHICKS PUKE seal: They pukin Spoon Dogg: Upchuckin Seal: throwin up Snoop Dogg: regurgitatin Snoop dogg and seal: Cuz they saw your wrinkly ass (It looks like melted wax!) WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BUTT DOIN? Back up singers: ASS FALLIN Snoop dogg and seal: WHERE DID... MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS GO? Back up singers: ON THE FLOOOOOOOR Snoop Dogg: *slaps cheeks like in Home Alone* ....OH NOOOOOO!!! *close up on Seal, he's crying* Look at my flower...... watchin it grow.............. trying to protect it.............. *whispers* .....from the snow........ *on a large monitor, Morgan Freedman looks in to a mirror and smiles, eyes full of tears, fade to black* Happy vaginal passing day Grumbler. Yeah, it's my birthday today - Great Rumbler - 17th December 2005 :clap: