Who is going to kill this thread?

[CoconutCommander]

Let's see who can be the one person that makes a comment that noone can really reply to. The title of INTERNATIONAL THREAD KILLER 2005 will bestown upon the killer.

Your objective is to not let anyone other than yourselves kill this thread.

[Great Rumbler]

This thread is pointless.

[geoboy]

Oooooh, that's evil! :)

<small>wait, why am I replying? I'll probably be the one who kills it</small>

[Great Rumbler]

I WILL HUNT DOWN AND KILL ANYONE WHO POSTS AFTER ME IN THIS THREAD!!!!!

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I win.

[CoconutCommander]

Looks like GR wins.

[Great Rumbler]

Booyah!!

[CoconutCommander]

Congratulations to... Me! I actually tricked you by posting a comment AFTER yours declaring you the winner. Which actually makes me the winner. So... Booyah!

[Great Rumbler]

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[Geno]

Anyone who makes a reply to this thread after me is gay!

[Great Rumbler]

Everything Geno says is false!

[The Former DMiller]

Everything GR says is false, therefore, everything Geno says is true.

[Great Rumbler]

Everything that is said in this thread is false!!

Ooooh, paradox!

[CoconutCommander]

Not a paradox. You just reversed everything that was said.

...including what I am saying now. So you didnt reverse it if what Im saying is false. But the more I explain it, the more false it is. The inclusion to my comment is false too.

I think GR is gay regardless, which isn't true. But by saying he is not, I am implying he is, by way of your negate the thread post.

But by explaining it again I negated the negation. If I just come out and say what it is not, it will be. Unless of course the statement I just made is false. Then saying what it is not, is not.

2+2=4...did I just split our universe into two? Destroying one in a paradox, and continuing existence in another?


Wait a sec? That statement about the everything in the thread being false HAS to be false. If not, then the simple arithmatic equation above wouldn't be true.

[Great Rumbler]

But I said that EVERYTHING said in this thread is false, including my own statement that everything was false.

[CoconutCommander]

What about the statement you just made? If that is false we are all doomed.

*kisses random coworker, and runs screaming outta the room*

[Great Rumbler]

The world is doomed!!

The world is not doomed!!

???????

[Dark Jaguar]

This statement is false.

Question, is the statement above true or false?

[A Black Falcon]

True... no, false... no, true... false?

Impossible questions aren't fair...

Oh, I know! "Everything DJ said is false." :)

[Dark Jaguar]

So that statement is NOT false then?

[Great Rumbler]

Everything is false in this thread!

[Dark Jaguar]

So in other words the statement I made that my statement was false is not true? That means it's true, which means what you said is inaccurate.

Face it, you can't win against that all consuming maddening statement!

[CoconutCommander]

Except my signature

[Great Rumbler]

Not that's false too...and true.

!

[CoconutCommander]

Ok here we go...

False adj. 1. Everything GR says in this thread. Ex. It is best to ignore GR and his attempts to confound. I would use the word in this example, but that would just confuse things even more..

There you go. Dictionary.com is never wrong.

[A Black Falcon]

Well there you go.

[Dark Jaguar]

Doesn't wrap up a single thing. It doesn't matter HOW you say it, if you claim that statement is true, then it must be false and you get that infinite loop. If you claim it is false, then it must be true and again there is that infinite loop.

It is an illogical statement. The only thing you can do is ignore it and walk away.

[A Black Falcon]

Drowing in flames, the thread is dead now. :)

... or do we need some dwarven villages too...

[CoconutCommander]

Calling it now is little premature I think

[Geno]

You could probably close this thread in order to win, but then again, it'll just be reopened by another mod/admin.

Which means that you can't close the thread and even if you could it wouldn't be reopened by another mod/admin.

Is this an evil parallel universe? Where right is wrong, wrong is right, and Darunia is part of a Christian rock band?

[A Black Falcon]

Reopened? Nah. We'd just post in it closed, to taunt the non-mods... :D

[Great Rumbler]

Let's do it!

[CoconutCommander]

Thatd be GREAT!!!



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...wait a sec?!

[EdenMaster]

Except that only about a quarter of the posting populace isn't an admin or mod already :D

[A Black Falcon]

Well yeah, that's why the thread would continue to not be killed by being closed...

[CoconutCommander]

Well yeah, that's why the thread would continue to not be killed by being closed...

[CoconutCommander]

Oh shit, I didnt realize you posted the exact same sentance as me only an hour before. Great minds think alike. Lol, this is a silly coincedence.

[lazyfatbum]

I'm throwing a bullshit flag so hard right now.

[Great Rumbler]

I'm raising the giant carrot-man flag on this one.

[CoconutCommander]

*salutes both flags*

[Great Rumbler]

You're welcome.

[lazyfatbum]

We can kill the thread really quickly by using one word, or one smilie posts.

Like this:

[lazyfatbum]

:nodding:

[Great Rumbler]

shreddedwheatfannypacks!1

[CoconutCommander]

Isn't strange how quickly the topic shifted from Bush advances Humanity to great works of science fiction. Almost as if they were both the same topic.

[The Former DMiller]

If you had been at TC longer you would know that is not strange at all. In fact, it's strange that it hasn't shifted to a sexually-perverse topic yet.

[Great Rumbler]

It's only a matter of time!

[CoconutCommander]

Time? Time is not real. Time is merely an abstract concept INVENTED by man to bring order to chaos. Time is NOT real. Time is as real as negative integers. Very clever inventions. Fuck time.

[Great Rumbler]

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

[A Black Falcon]

Isn't strange how quickly the topic shifted from Bush advances Humanity to great works of science fiction. Almost as if they were both the same topic.

The concept that Bush has advanced humanity is a work of science fiction. :D

... couldn't resist...

[CoconutCommander]

The concept that Bush has advanced humanity is a work of science fiction.

I was waiting for that one

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

Now your quoting Einstein