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Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

Let's see who can be the one person that makes a comment that noone can really reply to. The title of INTERNATIONAL THREAD KILLER 2005 will bestown upon the killer.

Your objective is to not let anyone other than yourselves kill this thread.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

This thread is pointless.


Who is going to kill this thread? - geoboy - 21st September 2005

Oooooh, that's evil! :)

<small>wait, why am I replying? I'll probably be the one who kills it</small>


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

I WILL HUNT DOWN AND KILL ANYONE WHO POSTS AFTER ME IN THIS THREAD!!!!!

...

I win.


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

Looks like GR wins.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

Booyah!!


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

Congratulations to... Me! I actually tricked you by posting a comment AFTER yours declaring you the winner. Which actually makes me the winner. So... Booyah!


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

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Who is going to kill this thread? - Geno - 21st September 2005

Anyone who makes a reply to this thread after me is gay!


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

Everything Geno says is false!


Who is going to kill this thread? - The Former DMiller - 21st September 2005

Everything GR says is false, therefore, everything Geno says is true.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

Everything that is said in this thread is false!!

Ooooh, paradox!


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

Not a paradox. You just reversed everything that was said.

...including what I am saying now. So you didnt reverse it if what Im saying is false. But the more I explain it, the more false it is. The inclusion to my comment is false too.

I think GR is gay regardless, which isn't true. But by saying he is not, I am implying he is, by way of your negate the thread post.

But by explaining it again I negated the negation. If I just come out and say what it is not, it will be. Unless of course the statement I just made is false. Then saying what it is not, is not.

2+2=4...did I just split our universe into two? Destroying one in a paradox, and continuing existence in another?


Wait a sec? That statement about the everything in the thread being false HAS to be false. If not, then the simple arithmatic equation above wouldn't be true.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

But I said that EVERYTHING said in this thread is false, including my own statement that everything was false.


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

What about the statement you just made? If that is false we are all doomed.

*kisses random coworker, and runs screaming outta the room*


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

The world is doomed!!

The world is not doomed!!

???????


Who is going to kill this thread? - Dark Jaguar - 21st September 2005

This statement is false.

Question, is the statement above true or false?


Who is going to kill this thread? - A Black Falcon - 21st September 2005

True... no, false... no, true... false?

Impossible questions aren't fair...

Oh, I know! "Everything DJ said is false." :)


Who is going to kill this thread? - Dark Jaguar - 21st September 2005

So that statement is NOT false then?


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

Everything is false in this thread!


Who is going to kill this thread? - Dark Jaguar - 21st September 2005

So in other words the statement I made that my statement was false is not true? That means it's true, which means what you said is inaccurate.

Face it, you can't win against that all consuming maddening statement!


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

Except my signature


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 21st September 2005

Not that's false too...and true.

!


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

Ok here we go...

Quote: False adj. 1. Everything GR says in this thread. Ex. It is best to ignore GR and his attempts to confound. I would use the word in this example, but that would just confuse things even more..
There you go. Dictionary.com is never wrong.


Who is going to kill this thread? - A Black Falcon - 21st September 2005

Well there you go.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Dark Jaguar - 21st September 2005

Doesn't wrap up a single thing. It doesn't matter HOW you say it, if you claim that statement is true, then it must be false and you get that infinite loop. If you claim it is false, then it must be true and again there is that infinite loop.

It is an illogical statement. The only thing you can do is ignore it and walk away.


Who is going to kill this thread? - A Black Falcon - 21st September 2005

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Drowing in flames, the thread is dead now. :)

... or do we need some dwarven villages too...


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 21st September 2005

Calling it now is little premature I think


Who is going to kill this thread? - Geno - 22nd September 2005

You could probably close this thread in order to win, but then again, it'll just be reopened by another mod/admin.

Which means that you can't close the thread and even if you could it wouldn't be reopened by another mod/admin.

Is this an evil parallel universe? Where right is wrong, wrong is right, and Darunia is part of a Christian rock band?


Who is going to kill this thread? - A Black Falcon - 22nd September 2005

Reopened? Nah. We'd just post in it closed, to taunt the non-mods... :D


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 22nd September 2005

Let's do it!


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 22nd September 2005

Thatd be GREAT!!!



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...wait a sec?!


Who is going to kill this thread? - EdenMaster - 22nd September 2005

Except that only about a quarter of the posting populace isn't an admin or mod already :D


Who is going to kill this thread? - A Black Falcon - 22nd September 2005

Well yeah, that's why the thread would continue to not be killed by being closed...


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 22nd September 2005

Well yeah, that's why the thread would continue to not be killed by being closed...


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 22nd September 2005

Oh shit, I didnt realize you posted the exact same sentance as me only an hour before. Great minds think alike. Lol, this is a silly coincedence.


Who is going to kill this thread? - lazyfatbum - 23rd September 2005

I'm throwing a bullshit flag so hard right now.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2005

I'm raising the giant carrot-man flag on this one.


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 23rd September 2005

*salutes both flags*


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2005

You're welcome.


Who is going to kill this thread? - lazyfatbum - 23rd September 2005

We can kill the thread really quickly by using one word, or one smilie posts.

Like this:


Who is going to kill this thread? - lazyfatbum - 23rd September 2005

:nodding:


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2005

shreddedwheatfannypacks!1


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 23rd September 2005

Isn't strange how quickly the topic shifted from Bush advances Humanity to great works of science fiction. Almost as if they were both the same topic.


Who is going to kill this thread? - The Former DMiller - 23rd September 2005

If you had been at TC longer you would know that is not strange at all. In fact, it's strange that it hasn't shifted to a sexually-perverse topic yet.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2005

It's only a matter of time!


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 23rd September 2005

Time? Time is not real. Time is merely an abstract concept INVENTED by man to bring order to chaos. Time is NOT real. Time is as real as negative integers. Very clever inventions. Fuck time.


Who is going to kill this thread? - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2005

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.


Who is going to kill this thread? - A Black Falcon - 23rd September 2005

Quote:Isn't strange how quickly the topic shifted from Bush advances Humanity to great works of science fiction. Almost as if they were both the same topic.

The concept that Bush has advanced humanity is a work of science fiction. :D

... couldn't resist...


Who is going to kill this thread? - CoconutCommander - 23rd September 2005

Quote:The concept that Bush has advanced humanity is a work of science fiction.
I was waiting for that one

Quote: Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Now your quoting Einstein