9th March 2005, 3:22 PM
RE: You [again]
C/O: Still me
Subject: Your recent ravings
To Whom it May Concern,
We feel that to futher listen to your continued crazed ramblings would serve no futher purpose and so we will no longer reply to you increasingly delusional corespondence. You can expect no futher letter for us as that would take valuable time away from the ten seconds we set aside everyday to observe paint dry on the far wall of our private chambers.
Probably won't see you again anytime soon,
Most un-anxiously yours,
--His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Worlds, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV
P.S. Replying to this letter will be a futile gesture and a complete waste of your, I assume, not particularly valuable time.
C/O: Still me
Subject: Your recent ravings
To Whom it May Concern,
We feel that to futher listen to your continued crazed ramblings would serve no futher purpose and so we will no longer reply to you increasingly delusional corespondence. You can expect no futher letter for us as that would take valuable time away from the ten seconds we set aside everyday to observe paint dry on the far wall of our private chambers.
Probably won't see you again anytime soon,
Most un-anxiously yours,
--His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Worlds, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV
P.S. Replying to this letter will be a futile gesture and a complete waste of your, I assume, not particularly valuable time.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.