2nd March 2005, 4:44 PM
*Great Rumbler slowly wakes up to find himself chained and shackled in a dark, drippy underground dungeon. The door swings open, and a triumphant Darunia, in a flowing crimon cloak and giant, shimmering crown, steps in. Four Goron sentries in full body armor, and with MP-40s, are flanking him.*
DARUNIA: Well, well, well... not so brave now, are we my smug friend?
GR: Oh my God--all this time, you've been real!!
DARUNIA: Yes--and you'll never escape from here alive, for your insolence! Bwahaha!
GR: Oh Lord, forgive me--pardon my insolence! I swear allegiance to you forever more, oh Lord Darunia!
DARUNIA: All right; that's cool. You're free to go....BUT LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU!
GR: Oh, it shall me---I shall ever more sing songs of your most excellent praise and generosity!
'End!
DARUNIA: Well, well, well... not so brave now, are we my smug friend?
GR: Oh my God--all this time, you've been real!!
DARUNIA: Yes--and you'll never escape from here alive, for your insolence! Bwahaha!
GR: Oh Lord, forgive me--pardon my insolence! I swear allegiance to you forever more, oh Lord Darunia!
DARUNIA: All right; that's cool. You're free to go....BUT LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU!
GR: Oh, it shall me---I shall ever more sing songs of your most excellent praise and generosity!
'End!
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST