7th January 2005, 2:55 PM
*died* that was funny as fuck
Holy shit, I had no idea you were that interested in Killer 7. I'm creaming myself aswell and hoping the school girl and the token black guy get pronasty.
Here's what I know about Killer 7:
It's a game
there's a black guy in it
Someone's in a wheelchair
It's cel-shaded
It involves shooting in the 3rd and 1st perspectives
The blood looks cool
...did I mention it's a shooter?
...
Oh, you play as a man who has Multiple Personality Disorder and has 7 different personalities that you can change in to. How this works, why it's there and what purpose it brings to gameplay is not known. But I bet it involves hardcore cel-shaded interacial schoolgirl sex in a wheelchair from the 3rd and 1st perspectives with cool looking blood.
Yeah, that's about all I know. Apparently the game can also increase your bust size, organize your 401(k), standardize the metric system and show you the future if you give it fresh souls. But this info is from countless message boards and probably rumor mills and must be completely true.
Holy shit, I had no idea you were that interested in Killer 7. I'm creaming myself aswell and hoping the school girl and the token black guy get pronasty.
Here's what I know about Killer 7:
It's a game
there's a black guy in it
Someone's in a wheelchair
It's cel-shaded
It involves shooting in the 3rd and 1st perspectives
The blood looks cool
...did I mention it's a shooter?
...
Oh, you play as a man who has Multiple Personality Disorder and has 7 different personalities that you can change in to. How this works, why it's there and what purpose it brings to gameplay is not known. But I bet it involves hardcore cel-shaded interacial schoolgirl sex in a wheelchair from the 3rd and 1st perspectives with cool looking blood.
Yeah, that's about all I know. Apparently the game can also increase your bust size, organize your 401(k), standardize the metric system and show you the future if you give it fresh souls. But this info is from countless message boards and probably rumor mills and must be completely true.