1st January 2005, 6:06 PM
*Jesus is banging on the door to Heaven's bathroom. God is fast asleep inside.*
Jesus: God--dammit, wake up! You dozed off again!
God (drowsy): H-uh? What?
Jesus: You hit the bottle again, didn't you God?
God: B-bottle...? No, of course (burp) not, why?
Jesus: 'Cuz everytime you drink, 100,000 people die. Remember your 6-year binge in 1939?
God(embarassed): Hah--yea, I got so trashed! Awe, how long was I out for this time, J-man?
Jesus: Only one day. But you ravaged Souther Asia with tsunamis.
God (sighing): Oh well. That's why it takes blind faith to believe it me.
WAIVER: DARUNIA WHOLE-HEARTEDLY SUPPORTS RELIGIOUS TOLERATION, IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE 'GORON-TENDO CITY-RED SOX' EDICT OF OCTOBER, 2004. THAT SAID, THOSE WITH STRONG RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THE ABOVE-POST. DARUNIA, AND HIS ATTORNEYS, WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TRAUMA OR HURT FEELINGS.
Jesus: God--dammit, wake up! You dozed off again!
God (drowsy): H-uh? What?
Jesus: You hit the bottle again, didn't you God?
God: B-bottle...? No, of course (burp) not, why?
Jesus: 'Cuz everytime you drink, 100,000 people die. Remember your 6-year binge in 1939?
God(embarassed): Hah--yea, I got so trashed! Awe, how long was I out for this time, J-man?
Jesus: Only one day. But you ravaged Souther Asia with tsunamis.
God (sighing): Oh well. That's why it takes blind faith to believe it me.
WAIVER: DARUNIA WHOLE-HEARTEDLY SUPPORTS RELIGIOUS TOLERATION, IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE 'GORON-TENDO CITY-RED SOX' EDICT OF OCTOBER, 2004. THAT SAID, THOSE WITH STRONG RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS SHOULD NOT HAVE READ THE ABOVE-POST. DARUNIA, AND HIS ATTORNEYS, WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY TRAUMA OR HURT FEELINGS.
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