10th August 2004, 2:39 PM
Government conspiraces are impossible, especially with the parties so polarized right now.
Besides, that don't explain Japan :D.
lazy: Japan DOESN'T EXIST! And the parties are just a show to pacify the masses! The PATRIOTS, they are the secred organization that truly runs the country!
DJ: But, I totally saw Japan on TV once!
lazy: COMPUTER ANIMATION!
DJ: Oh right... well okay then...
GR: DJ! Listen, how do we know this?
lazy: I just proved it, to your FACE!
GR: No you didn't! You just spouted out random theories explaining away the plot holes!
lazy: That IS proof!
GR: NO IT'S NOT!
DJ: Yes, it is.
GR: No it ISN'T!
DJ: .....Well I don't know! I'm outta here... worst day of my life...
lazy: connnngratulations! *DJ runs back in all happy* You passed the "government conspiracy challenge"! Now for the amazing prize!
GR: Alright!
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GR: *Next to skeleton bride* I'm not marrying this bag of bones!
lazy: Seriously?
GR: Yes.
lazy: Alright then! Congratulations! I know I said that was the last test but it was THIS! You WIN! You are REALLY something!
GR: Yes I am, what did I win?
lazy: FREE BRAIN SURGERY!
GR: Now that's what I'm talking about! Hey wai---
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GR: *drools*
lazy: Now eat 'em....
Besides, that don't explain Japan :D.
lazy: Japan DOESN'T EXIST! And the parties are just a show to pacify the masses! The PATRIOTS, they are the secred organization that truly runs the country!
DJ: But, I totally saw Japan on TV once!
lazy: COMPUTER ANIMATION!
DJ: Oh right... well okay then...
GR: DJ! Listen, how do we know this?
lazy: I just proved it, to your FACE!
GR: No you didn't! You just spouted out random theories explaining away the plot holes!
lazy: That IS proof!
GR: NO IT'S NOT!
DJ: Yes, it is.
GR: No it ISN'T!
DJ: .....Well I don't know! I'm outta here... worst day of my life...
lazy: connnngratulations! *DJ runs back in all happy* You passed the "government conspiracy challenge"! Now for the amazing prize!
GR: Alright!
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GR: *Next to skeleton bride* I'm not marrying this bag of bones!
lazy: Seriously?
GR: Yes.
lazy: Alright then! Congratulations! I know I said that was the last test but it was THIS! You WIN! You are REALLY something!
GR: Yes I am, what did I win?
lazy: FREE BRAIN SURGERY!
GR: Now that's what I'm talking about! Hey wai---
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GR: *drools*
lazy: Now eat 'em....
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)